The Captain's Log

Southern Californian Skating Scholar, studying electrical engineering at UC Santa Barbara. I post what I find funny or relevant to my life. I'm into anime, skateboards, ska, and videogames. Enjoy the ride!

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

by far the best ad I’ve gotten on this app entirely because I tried rotating it out of sheer curiosity and absolutely nothing happened

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[tonyzaret]

[cricketandmouse]

the orb continues to perplex mouse

[melodespiza]

Pondering…

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

and the setup is that akagi is being forced to play mahjong in some kind of room that slowly pumps in sleeping gas

[powerburial]

normal mahjong room

[idionymon]

catching up after 50,000,000 years or so and you say "you BETTER not have been skimming" and I turn my camera on and my beak looks like this

[teo]

Please don't go somewhere where I cant follow

[joeyclaire]

[crossroadsbishounen]

dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler

[stickycreebler]

First of all put some respect on my name

[laurbyboom]

[romanceyourdemons]

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

[deep-green-existentialist]

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

[grfld45]

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

[juggsjudyofficial]

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

[ozzenstach]

[judgejudyofficial]

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

[grfld54]

Imagine how I feel

[saturnialsapphic]

[mousey-toy]

[machinot]

What are you topping these with???🤪

GREEN PAINT DOES NOT EXIST. YOU CANNOT USE GREEN PAINT

[cassia-thots]

[bobokitty]

[whats-a-bear]

[heyyallitsbeth]

this video is more sexual than the video of Tifa getting railed by Cloud that was shown before the italian government

[jillkatze]

make your own moon child sound board

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[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[en-tailsgaythings]

y'all need to watch this this pride month

[iamoutofideas]

[succubushotmilk]

Dorohedoro AU where everything is the same except the milita has this as their uniform.