I wear a demeanour made of bright pretty things

[falsedetective]

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

[clothsofgoldd]

[aggrokawaii]

forest puppy

[corporation-cats]

[pudgykitties]

Me?

[conigliomannaro]

Yes you

[kingjaffejoffer]

im just now seeing this lol

[henryscavills]

[earthandanimals]

[deathcomes4u]

THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS

[rexuality]

what are deers even trying to accomplish

[stunningpicture]

A very old button.

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

that philosophy sure as hell went up and died out the window

[adobekillustrator-deactivated20]

i like how out of all the possible scenes they could have chosen for the thumbnail of spy kids netflix decided THIS was the one.

[adobekillustrator-deactivated20]

OH

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

That face when you didn’t know there was a chicken in your car. [video]

[waggtoon]

Only as an adult do I finally understand this joke.

[sandandglass]

[micdotcom]

[mrajtheartist]

Originally posted by apotterthing

[justjavis]

I’ve never seen anyone reach as much as Hillary

[missboston1399]

👀<=== Rollin em

[blackkesha]

REACH

Bitch said “raw peppers”. Is that what she really think black folk doing? Eating raw peppers?

[blackkesha]

lets call her Hillareach Clinton 

[thesoftghetto]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[runawaymarbles]

Um guys Hillary Clinton’s love of hot sauce is well documented and goes way back. Like from an article about what they ate in the white house in the 90s it says that she had 100 different kinds of hot sauce and she’s really big into chili peppers and eats raw jalapenos 

So it may or may not be what she thinks black people are doing but it’s definitely what she’s doing.

this is not a new thing

she is just really really into peppers

[runawaymarbles]

OK me pulling receipts for Hillary’s love of spicy food is like the least weird thing to happen in 2016, but I’ve found some more: but here’s her belief in eating raw peppers as of 2008 and here is her always bringing Tabasco sauce on official trips 

And here is a slate article pointing out that if she predicted this particular Beyonce song that far back and started carrying hot sauce so that she could try and seem cool twenty years later then she should be president based on her foresight alone. 

[jon-lox]

hillary hot sauce receipts

[defectivegembrain]

never thought I’d read the sentence “Hillary Clinton’s love of hot sauce is well documented and goes way back”

[faokryn]

Hillary needs to stop trying to present herself as everybody’s cool grandma and start presenting herself as the stone cold bitch who’s gonna make uncomfortable, unbroken eye contact with Putin as she unblinkingly bites into a raw habanero

[mllemusketeer]

reblogging for that last comment

[sweeneysays]

WAIT IT GOT BETTER.

[thestoryandyou]

[dajo42]

[unlovde]

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

[wilwheaton]

[10oclockdot]

Saying that man and woman are the only genders is actually LESS nuanced than saying that earth, water, air, and fire are the only elements.

[loblawdogblog]