Ever Had A Lightbulb Moment?

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[bibatfamdisaster]

-back in the old young justice days-

Kon: oh look, we are under a mistletoe

Tim: that’s not mistletoe-

-years later-

Tim: *wakes up at 4am* Oh my god he was FLIRTING WITH ME

[hostilemuppet]

idk if unalive has ever helped anyone not get banned from any website but it is impossible for me to separate it from deadpool in that one episode of that one animated spiderman show

[hostilemuppet]

they were so ahead of their time

[aroace-boyfriend]

[lamiafemme]

This comic panel my GOD. The dead silence in the second one is killing me

[violentbat]

The ultimate fear of parenthood: despite your best attempts to raise a gothic, whip-smart sharply dressed individual, they prefer a goofy style so embarrassing that it's still being discussed four decades later.

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[clambuoyance]

[DC] BATGIRL WORLD DOMINATION RAHHH‼️‼️‼️

[shitty-fanfic-prompts]

The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

[anakinnoanakindontanakinstop]

Palpatine is dead within the hour

[fuckyeahyoga]

[algernonagon]

Duke: …So, is Two-Face like, B’s ex or something?

Steph: I think it’s more of a situationship? They still seem to have some feelings going on there.

Jason: Yeah right, and get accused of cheating on Selina? I think not. They’ve been dating for as long as I can remember.

Dick: That’s…strange, cause I’m pretty sure he and Clark are married. Big Blue gave him a ring and everything.

Damian: A Kryptonite ring. One that Father keeps in a lead lined safe with the rest of the alien’s bane. Besides, everyone knows Mother’s laid her claim to him already. Only a fool would interfere with such a union.

Cass: Talia and Bruce are about as divorced as two people can be.

Tim: No, you guys are all missing the point. If we want Bruce to have a partner, we need to pick the most profitable option for us. [ pulling up a PowerPoint ] Hear. Me. Out.

—-Later, At the Watchtower-—

Oliver: Bats, why are your kids inviting me over for dinner?

[daydreamerdoodles]

Saw a post recently that mentioned how underrated Damian's sense of humor is, so I went ahead and decided to find some of my fave moments, pt. 1

pt. 2

[ev-arrested]

A Damian twitter post for you all

Based on this tiktok.

[huedmmi118742]

Enjoyed drawing Damian, thanks for commissioning me :)

[reebmiester]

distracted on patrol

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

Looks like someone got a visit from the autism fairy

this is the funniest way to point out a new interest

[pierppasolini]

My Adventures with Superman - Zero Day: Part 1

[incorrectbatfam]

Batfam's favorite type of nuts?

Dick: peanuts

Jason: almonds

Tim: hazelnuts

Damian: pistachios

Duke: macadamia nuts

Cullen: soy nuts

Stephanie: pecans

Cassandra: chestnuts

Barbara: cashews

Harper: kola nuts

Carrie: acorns

Kate: Brazil nuts

Alfred: walnuts

Selina: pine nuts

Bruce: deez

[batbabydamian]

Damian adjusting to his new hairstyle in B&R 2023