Professional Moron (or Ev for short)

Bi. Transmasc. Mid 20s moron. Writer. Artist. Funnyposts. Nightwing. Ace Attorney. ULTRAKILL. My AO3, if you even care smh Now follow me, you fucken idiots (affectionate)

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*rattles empty soup can* spare Ultrakill art requests I am bored. Drop them here or in my ask box

[ponygrill]

Based on a bit from my playthrough of Uktrakill with my twin. (Started as a joke but now I keep calling Gabriel 'Michael'😔😔)

[3lizab3t]

hrmm my bug…

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I always have klapollo on the brain, don’t even joke lad

But if you’re taking requests I always like drawings of Apollo playing with Klavier’s hair! ❤️❤️

HERE YOU GOOO ✨

[beadyeyes]

[leiten7]

[operrator69]

It was very necessary

[absolutearsenal]

[starsapphire]

[harajuno]

Spirit training

[megahertzmaroon]

Cuddlebug (happy pride!)

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

A real time descent into madness.

please wear headphones. pleas.e..

Volume warning for the ending btw

Clip source

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Sladick Zine Pre-Orders Ending Soon!

Here's a preview of my piece for @sladickzine's Scar-Crossed Lovers! You can check out my full piece (as well as over 150 pages of other artwork and written works + goodies like sticker packs, coloring pages, printable crafts, and more!) by pre-ordering your digital copy before July 1st.

There are so many other talented writers and artists on this zine, and I was so happy to work next to them and contribute to an excellent collection of Sladick content. ✨

You can find more information about it via any of these links to the official Scar-Crossed Lovers Zine social media pages: Carrd, Tumblr, Bluesky, Twitter/X

And of course, you may pre-order it here!

Huge thank you to @jaynotwayne for inviting me onto this project, I had a blast working on this :)

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🧡 💙 FREE COLORING PAGE ! 🧡 💙 Just for fun, a little coloring page for the sladick zine :D If you color it, rb this post! We’d love to see your creations!

check out the zine! 🧡 💙

[cxrvidteeth]

ultrahazard

[megahertzmaroon]

doodles from the past few days (power mouth design by @Devourer_CV on twt )

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Klapollo art so good it’s making me cry… I love those idiots ❤️💜

That said, would you maybe feed us GregBadd (Gregory Edg. x Det. Badd) fans, too? We are starving :’)

Thank you!!!

I have not played the Investigations games yet! However, I mentioned this ask to my mutual whom I found out loves GregBadd, so consider my attention grabbed.

We are in Discussion, and I think we have some ideas. Stay tuned…

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Rb game

Explain your favourite piece of media in the SHORTEST way possible

Eg: danganrompa

Highschool Killing game which homosexuals and (mostly) horrible representation

Tags

@confessionsofarottensena @silvertrail-forgotten @plague-crane @the-impeccable-rin @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @dig1tal-devil @urlocalenigma @red-bean-bread @redthemarten @dokjas-lostselfpreservation

[columbinesinstarlight]

Sentient cookies witnessing horrors

@seminamed @03121995 @krystlandotherstuff @inexactgolem63 @laylacl9ck @yuuyakenonaka @ebitheaxolotl @kadekannibal

[krystlandotherstuff]

Alien time-loops through the heat death of the universe (Outer Wilds)

@1morey @alissangle @sleepyyiris @ev-arrested @caramelkask @headspace-prinz @corneliuscornstarch @nyankoizumi @asexualmonsterfucker

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Normal lawyer who’d like to solve normal crimes normally doesn’t realize he’s actually Y/N in a One Direction fanfic

(Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney)

@exploding-kuriboh @anastasia-romanoff @tone-pt-2 @fluffyspoof

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um UM klapollo...fuck i dont know i just hope you draw them and you have fun,... uhh their canonical gay meeting in people park is next week maybe somethn for that? :-)

made them lesbians happy pride and happy klapollo first meeting day (june 15th, 2026!)

@todreamsweetofme this is also more klapollo yuri for u

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@todreamsweetofme MORE KLAPOLLO YURI RAAAAHHHHHHHHHH