Bibi

"With my fingertips I trace on your bare skin All of the things I'd like to say but cannot speak"

[mybreastsachewithrage]

[karlmarxverstappen]

my gallery at this point is just pornhub edits I hate myself.

[darkavcngers]

i wish eddie and robin would’ve been there since season 1 we were ROBBED

[mardyart]

discovered that madonna was second in the billboard hot 100 singles of 1985 so naturally i

[antoniosvivaldi]

“There are times when you have this moment of truth where you just admit to yourself that you miss all these things. When I was in one of those moments I wrote this song.”

— Taylor Swift on 💜 Last Kiss 💜

[petalsandpurity]

For the non-UK people after more info about Larry the cat (and other cats in Westminster) the evening standard have done a video:

[antisocialclimber]

[keikomivra]

superheroes have napping pillows not stuffed animals😏 

[bootsonthewall]

[gayspiderman]

THE COLLECTOR IN KING’S TIDE

[mcdonaldmacs]

[scavengedluxury]

[siniov]

katie hopkins banned from twitter

[gaymber]

Okay so over the course of what like three days

1. British government collapses

2. No more Boris (special mention for Hugh Grant)

3. No more Shinzo Abe (special mention for Hideo Kojima)

4. Argentina's economy collapses overnight

5. Trump Jan 6 trials and mockery

6. Google has far too large a BTS day event (yes, the kpop band)

7. No internet in like half of canada (inc. not being able to use an ATM or call emergency lines)

8. Twitter suing Elon Musk for not buying Twitter

9. Kinnporsche ep 14 (trending 12 hrs before airing good job y'all)

10. Kazuki Takahashi, the Yu-Gi-Oh mangaka, died

There's some real Nov 5 energy in this Wendy's tonight

[franzis-frantic-thoughts]

Yesterday, I was told by a friend that it’s really unfair to call Boris Johnson a cunt because he has neither the depth nor the warmth of a vagina and he definitely has worse hair.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[kirianthedivorce]

“Larry is bad at catching mice so he’s bad at his job”

You FOOLS

His official duties according to www.gov.uk, the official website of the UK government, are “greeting guests to the house, inspecting security defences and testing antique furniture for napping quality” and “contemplating a solution to the mouse occupancy of the house” which he says “is still ‘in tactical planning stage’.”

He’s doing his job JUST FINE