Bruh my husband is either a vampire or Cain.
Ain’t no way I played two notes of Peter Pringle’s Epic of Gilgamesh in original Sumerian and he goes “oh! Is that Peter’s remake? It’s very good, very close”
Sir??????? How the fuck do YOU know? How old are you?? Where are you from?? WHEN are you from??
Are you keyhollow? When you get hitched?
I am. A lot has changed. We got legally married about a month ago. Together for nearly 8 years so far.
Congratulations!

















