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i have been sucked into the black hole that is jegulus fanfics

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new hyperfixation (TSC) = new book covers cus why not

idk which one to choose tbh

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omg ignore the misspellings

[biblophilic-psycho]

I posted 54 times in 2021

37 posts created (69%)

17 posts reblogged (31%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.5 posts.

I added 187 tags in 2021

#the foxhole court - 27 posts

#neil josten - 26 posts

#andrew minyard - 26 posts

#andriel - 23 posts

#aftg shitpost - 21 posts

#aftg - 20 posts

#andrew x neil - 18 posts

#nora sakavic - 12 posts

#the raven king - 7 posts

#aftg headcanon - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 73 characters

#andrew asking nicky if hes an idiot sandwich makes me cackle like a witch

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

A normal morning in the castle of Elfhame

*shouts are heard coming form Jude and Cardan's room*

Random servant: Another fight this morning? I don't think their union is going to last...

Meanwhile in Jurdan's room

Cardan:*singing very loudly and jumping on the bed* WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE

Jude: :*also singing very loudly and on cardans back* WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACEEEEEEE

116 notes • Posted 2021-05-19 21:40:08 GMT

#4

The foxes in a poetry slam:

A/N: Idk why I made this, its stupid but Im tired and bored so here you go

Nicky: Kevin Day, Kevin night. Kevin may, Kevin bite

Kevin: I do not bite

Neil: Shut up, its my turn

Neil: I drew and drew and drew

Andrew: You drew me? Why are you so obsessed

Neil: I didnt-

Dan: He didn't draw Andrew

Nicky: He didn't say draw, he said drew

Allison: DREW IS THE PAST TENSE OF DRAW

Nicky: NO, DREW IS OUR TEAMMATE

Aaron: YOU FOOLS, HE SAID DRU AS IN DRU FROM DESPICABLE ME 3

Neil: Who is Dru-

Allison: YOUR BOYFRIEND

Aaron: HE SAID DRU, NOT DREW ARE YOU DEAF

Kevin: I am very confused, why are we reciting poems, we're athletes not poets

Matt: Shut up, this is entertaining

Andrew: My name isn't Drew, dont call me that or I'll kill you

Coach Wymack: My players are dumber than preschoolers

Betsy: At least they're bonding

Abby: *records the whole thing*

125 notes • Posted 2021-10-30 13:10:02 GMT

#3

Andrew: Say something in a British accent

Neil: *in a perfect british accent* God saved the queen but Philip wasn't as lucky

Andrew, mentally: I didnt know talking about the queen could be so sexy why am i fucking blushing WHY IS NEIL SO HOT AND TALENTED AND SPECIAL, I WASNT PREPARED DOR THIS SHIT WHEN I ASKED HIM YES OR NO-

Andrew, physically: Thats cool ig

168 notes • Posted 2021-11-20 13:44:02 GMT

#2

Its almost 2 am but I just reread aftg and decided to write this:

It's become a tradition for Andrew and Neil to shower together, Neil gently removing Andrew's armbands and Andrew washing Neil's hair. Neil knows to be careful when touching Andrew but Andrew trusts him and places Neil's hands in his.

Andrew steals borrows Neil's clothes because he likes that Neil's scent is all over them. He is an absolute demon when its time to wash his favourite stolen hoodie after wearing it for 2 weeks straight but makes replaces the smell of detergent with Neil by cuddling.

Andrew cannot sleep peacefully without Neil. It's either they fall asleep, their arms wrapped around each other with their limbs entangled or Andrew being the big spoon. When they can't sleep they lay in bed without talking and Andrew traces Neil's scars, feeling him relax under his touch and relishing the fact that out of 7 billion people in the world, there is one special person who feels safe in his arms.

Andrew grabs Neil's hands at quiet, lazy moments when they're alone. He rubs his thumb over Neil's palm. Feeling the calluses and lines. Mapping out the roughness of his skin. Memorising the sleekness of his fingers. Just to remind himself that Neil is there with him, and he's not leaving.

Neil has made a habit of ranting to Andrew about his day, starting from when he left thier apartment to when he got home. Unknown to him, Andrew listens to the daily complaints, even cracking a small smile (by small i mean smaller than than my will to get over the book series)

Andrew wouldn't admit it but he enjoys reading books, mostly literature. Due to this, him and Neik spend some evenings tangled together on their couch with a pile of books over the blanket cocooning them. Andrew reads out loud to Neil knowing that Neil only listens because of the amusing coments he inserts in between lines.

When driving together, Andrew places his hand on Neil's knee which is usually bouncing from unused energy. Neil has told Andrew that using both hands to drive can prevent their deaths but he actually likes that Andrew cares more about him than hitting a school bus and dying. Neil jokingly makes a playlist for when they're stuck in traffic but Andrew enjoys it so much (though he would never say it out loud) that he plays it on repeat, even when they're not driving.

When painting his nails (usually black), Andrew blankly tells Neil to head over and choose a colour. Neil goes for pastel colours just for the fun of it. This becomes a tradition and almost gives Kevin a heart attack when he finds them on the floor of their living room, Andrew painting Neil's nails cotton candy blue on a Friday night. Of course, they are teased by Nicky for having a "bff slumber party" but this soon stops when Andrew nonchalantly grabs a kitchen knife.

207 notes • Posted 2021-11-07 23:25:13 GMT

#1

Drunk Neil: Drew, the floor is lava, carry me *proceeds to try and climb on Andrew's back*

Andrew: Get off me you shithead. You didnt even have a lot to drink, lightweight

Also Andrew:Fucking adorable *gives him a piggyback ride to their room*

228 notes • Posted 2021-10-26 18:58:58 GMT

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Random person threatening Neil: I will count your days for you and then I'll kill you

Neil, not caring the slighest bit: That's already been done and I'm still alive, next time use something original

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Drunk Neil: Harry Styles is so fucking crazy, how can you be high on watermelon and sugar? But my friend boy could beat him at anything, even being high on tiny white grains of diabetes and a melon filled with water

Andrew: Im flattered but I dont care about watermelons, sugar or getting high

Neil: I said friend boy, not boyfriend. Matt?! Can you hear me?! YOU ARE BETTER THAN STARYY HYLES, DONT LET ANYONE BRING YOU DOWN

Andrew: What the actual fuck- how much did you drink, what did you even drink

Neil, with a solemn expression: You don't drink watermelon sugar, you get high on it

A/N: This prolly doesnt make any sense but i didnt have any good ideas. I think I'll post some more drunk Neil content tonight. And remember, dont get high on watermelons and sugar ( unless you are harry styles)

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Neil: Jack and Jill were lovers who-

Andrew: They were siblings

Neil: SO THE NURSERY RHYME IS ABOUT INCEST???

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No bcus Ronan and Kavinsky were literally laying down and watching their dream creatures kill each other like it was a fkn kids game while ppl were screaming and panicking thinking that they were gonna die

[hunterraiehorror]

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

[theburningocean]

{au}

Ronan: So what do you do?

Adam: I work in genetic research, and I’m currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Ronan: Wow, impressive.

Adam: Then I’ll move on to Leos.

[blue-jos10]

Gansey: You meant people?!?

Ronan: What else would he mean?

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Gansey: Oh, i dont know, MAYBE CANCER AS IN THAT DISEASE THAT KILLS HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE-

Ronan: I knew Cancers were evil but i didn't know they were murderers

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Rare pic of Andrew strangling Kevin:

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Andrew: Say something in a British accent

Neil: *in a perfect british accent* God saved the queen but Philip wasn't as lucky

Andrew, mentally: I didnt know talking about the queen could be so sexy why am i fucking blushing WHY IS NEIL SO HOT AND TALENTED AND SPECIAL, I WASNT PREPARED DOR THIS SHIT WHEN I ASKED HIM YES OR NO-

Andrew, physically: Thats cool ig

[biblophilic-psycho]

The foxes in a poetry slam:

A/N: Idk why I made this, its stupid but Im tired and bored so here you go

Nicky: Kevin Day, Kevin night. Kevin may, Kevin bite

Kevin: I do not bite

Neil: Shut up, its my turn

Neil: I drew and drew and drew

Andrew: You drew me? Why are you so obsessed

Neil: I didnt-

Dan: He didn't draw Andrew

Nicky: He didn't say draw, he said drew

Allison: DREW IS THE PAST TENSE OF DRAW

Nicky: NO, DREW IS OUR TEAMMATE

Aaron: YOU FOOLS, HE SAID DRU AS IN DRU FROM DESPICABLE ME 3

Neil: Who is Dru-

Allison: YOUR BOYFRIEND

Aaron: HE SAID DRU, NOT DREW ARE YOU DEAF

Kevin: I am very confused, why are we reciting poems, we're athletes not poets

Matt: Shut up, this is entertaining

Andrew: My name isn't Drew, dont call me that or I'll kill you

Coach Wymack: My players are dumber than preschoolers

Betsy: At least they're bonding

Abby: *records the whole thing*

[blue-jos10]

Nicky: Who's the second Drew?

Kevin: What

Andrew: He said 'and Drew' after my name. Who is it. Who do you love more than me.

Kevin: If he wanted to recite a love poem, it would have been about Exy, not you.

Neil: Yeah!

Allison: But who is the other Drew?

Aaron: That was Dru from DESPICABLE ME 3!

Dan: What? He never said 'Dru', he said Rue. From The Hunger Games.

Renee: You mean Rew. Real Estate Wires. Canada.

Allison: What

Neil: You're all wrong! I said 'drew'. Small D.

Nicky: *snicker*

Aaron: We all exist in a universe made up by someone's mind, and you're laughing at dick jokes?

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Nicky: Your just jealous because your dick is small

Aaron: Its bigger than your brain

Neil: HOW DID THIS CONVERSATION GO FROM POEMS TO MALE GENITALS

[blue-jos10]

Renee: All roads lead to male genitals

Neil: You were the last person I would've expected to say that

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Renee: Im not as innocent as you think

Andrew: Shes not like other born again girls

Renee: Andrew not this again

Andrew: She's not like other girls, she's living the Y/N lifestyle

[blue-jos10]

Renee: Well then Neil's the alpha that you, an omega, fell in love with.

Andrew: If anything, I'm the alpha.

Renee: I disagree.

Aaron: Yeah bro, Neil's obviously the alpha. You are the omega.

Andrew: We're twins.

Kevin: I just searched it up and it is possible that twins can be one alpha and one omega.

Aaron: See? I'm superior.

Neil: And anyway, Babe I'm pretty sure everyone here can agree that I'm the alpha.

All the foxes: *nod their head*

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Nicky: If Neil's the alpha, does that mean hes the big spoon?

Andrew: I'll shove a knife up your ass if you ask another stupid question

Nicky: Kinky, but im taken and we're not in Alabama

Neil: Im the big spoon

Andrew: Im the large spoon

Neil: You know what else is large? Your ego

Andrew: Im taking that as a compliment

[zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas]

WHAT IS THIS THREAD

[biblophilic-psycho]

Sensible answer: This thread is a beautiful and expressive work of art, one that anyone is welcome to add to

Unsensible answer: pure, utter chaos from our minds

[zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas]

i'll take the latter

[biblophilic-psycho]

As you should😌

[biblophilic-psycho]

Its almost 2 am but I just reread aftg and decided to write this:

It's become a tradition for Andrew and Neil to shower together, Neil gently removing Andrew's armbands and Andrew washing Neil's hair. Neil knows to be careful when touching Andrew but Andrew trusts him and places Neil's hands in his.

Andrew steals borrows Neil's clothes because he likes that Neil's scent is all over them. He is an absolute demon when its time to wash his favourite stolen hoodie after wearing it for 2 weeks straight but makes replaces the smell of detergent with Neil by cuddling.

Andrew cannot sleep peacefully without Neil. It's either they fall asleep, their arms wrapped around each other with their limbs entangled or Andrew being the big spoon. When they can't sleep they lay in bed without talking and Andrew traces Neil's scars, feeling him relax under his touch and relishing the fact that out of 7 billion people in the world, there is one special person who feels safe in his arms.

Andrew grabs Neil's hands at quiet, lazy moments when they're alone. He rubs his thumb over Neil's palm. Feeling the calluses and lines. Mapping out the roughness of his skin. Memorising the sleekness of his fingers. Just to remind himself that Neil is there with him, and he's not leaving.

Neil has made a habit of ranting to Andrew about his day, starting from when he left thier apartment to when he got home. Unknown to him, Andrew listens to the daily complaints, even cracking a small smile (by small i mean smaller than than my will to get over the book series)

Andrew wouldn't admit it but he enjoys reading books, mostly literature. Due to this, him and Neik spend some evenings tangled together on their couch with a pile of books over the blanket cocooning them. Andrew reads out loud to Neil knowing that Neil only listens because of the amusing coments he inserts in between lines.

When driving together, Andrew places his hand on Neil's knee which is usually bouncing from unused energy. Neil has told Andrew that using both hands to drive can prevent their deaths but he actually likes that Andrew cares more about him than hitting a school bus and dying. Neil jokingly makes a playlist for when they're stuck in traffic but Andrew enjoys it so much (though he would never say it out loud) that he plays it on repeat, even when they're not driving.

When painting his nails (usually black), Andrew blankly tells Neil to head over and choose a colour. Neil goes for pastel colours just for the fun of it. This becomes a tradition and almost gives Kevin a heart attack when he finds them on the floor of their living room, Andrew painting Neil's nails cotton candy blue on a Friday night. Of course, they are teased by Nicky for having a "bff slumber party" but this soon stops when Andrew nonchalantly grabs a kitchen knife.

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The tags istfg-

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As is tagged before, #there can never be too many tags

[biblophilic-psycho]

Its almost 2 am but I just reread aftg and decided to write this:

It's become a tradition for Andrew and Neil to shower together, Neil gently removing Andrew's armbands and Andrew washing Neil's hair. Neil knows to be careful when touching Andrew but Andrew trusts him and places Neil's hands in his.

Andrew steals borrows Neil's clothes because he likes that Neil's scent is all over them. He is an absolute demon when its time to wash his favourite stolen hoodie after wearing it for 2 weeks straight but makes replaces the smell of detergent with Neil by cuddling.

Andrew cannot sleep peacefully without Neil. It's either they fall asleep, their arms wrapped around each other with their limbs entangled or Andrew being the big spoon. When they can't sleep they lay in bed without talking and Andrew traces Neil's scars, feeling him relax under his touch and relishing the fact that out of 7 billion people in the world, there is one special person who feels safe in his arms.

Andrew grabs Neil's hands at quiet, lazy moments when they're alone. He rubs his thumb over Neil's palm. Feeling the calluses and lines. Mapping out the roughness of his skin. Memorising the sleekness of his fingers. Just to remind himself that Neil is there with him, and he's not leaving.

Neil has made a habit of ranting to Andrew about his day, starting from when he left thier apartment to when he got home. Unknown to him, Andrew listens to the daily complaints, even cracking a small smile (by small i mean smaller than than my will to get over the book series)

Andrew wouldn't admit it but he enjoys reading books, mostly literature. Due to this, him and Neik spend some evenings tangled together on their couch with a pile of books over the blanket cocooning them. Andrew reads out loud to Neil knowing that Neil only listens because of the amusing coments he inserts in between lines.

When driving together, Andrew places his hand on Neil's knee which is usually bouncing from unused energy. Neil has told Andrew that using both hands to drive can prevent their deaths but he actually likes that Andrew cares more about him than hitting a school bus and dying. Neil jokingly makes a playlist for when they're stuck in traffic but Andrew enjoys it so much (though he would never say it out loud) that he plays it on repeat, even when they're not driving.

When painting his nails (usually black), Andrew blankly tells Neil to head over and choose a colour. Neil goes for pastel colours just for the fun of it. This becomes a tradition and almost gives Kevin a heart attack when he finds them on the floor of their living room, Andrew painting Neil's nails cotton candy blue on a Friday night. Of course, they are teased by Nicky for having a "bff slumber party" but this soon stops when Andrew nonchalantly grabs a kitchen knife.

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Idk why there are 200 interactions with an idea from my non-existent brain but thanks (maybe I'll post more fluff)🤡🧡🖤

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Nicky: Andrew, stay away from Neil

Andrew: Wtf why

Nicky: He's part of the Ed Sheeran Clan, all redheads are

Neil: I wouldn't say my hair is red, maybe a burnt orange

Andrew: No, red gold

Nicky: So you're not part of the ESC?

Neil: Im not, as long as my hair isn't red

*later that night*

Neil, on a phone call: Ed, our secret is getting out. We need to start the first step of eliminating those who know

Nicky:(who was eavesdropping) I FUCKING KNEW IT

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No words, no thoughts, just the idea of Andrew and Aaron dressing up as Liv and Maddie for Halloween