[clever name goes here]

A crazy chick doing crazy shit.

[bibulousbibliophile]

Wassup nerds guess who's back

[pr1nceshawn]

Nice Shot!

[the-night-wizard]

[sisterofsilence]

@templarhalo - Ligo training tho

[3rdeyechakra]

[ashlyn-kenway]

She is going to steal my soul and I can’t think of a better way to die.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via corvidresearch)

[luyidraws]

Not very good housekeeping.

[reaper0flimbs]

Doomguy goes gardening

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

poison ivy kills the joker with this

[sindri42]

If you shoot somebody with these and leave the body where it lies the flowers have plenty of fertilizer and it probably fucks up the CSI guys something fierce.

[mailebartolome]

Feminist Friday

When Robert Downey Jr. was asked about his acting process and Scarlett Johansson was asked how she got into shape 

Two-time Oscar-winning Cate Blanchett 

Designer & author Lauren Conrad 

Award-winning Emma Stone 

When award-winning actress Julianne Moore was asked to put her fingers into a “Mani Cam” 

When award-winning Elisabeth Moss did 

Emma Watson

Rihanna 

Megan Fox

Nicki Minaj 

[5slicesofpepperonipizza]

All of my role models in my life. 

[dorky-hufflepuff-deactivated202]

This just added 39 years onto my life span

[4theluvofall-deactivated2023052]

They’re gonna call you a bitch anyway. 😊

[witchymarvelspacecase]

Seriously.. embrace the Bitch. She’ll have your back always. Take the word back. It’s just a fucking word. Personally, I like being called a Bitch.

Yep. That’s my name. But you got the title wrong… that’s QUEEN BITCH to you peasant!

[addictionmarvel-deactivated2018]

embrace the Bitch

[multi-fan]

I’m gonna embrace my bitch guys

[geminimoonbeamx]

EMBRACE THE BITCH

[jess-speaks]

Embrace the Bitch

[tomhollahoe-deactivated20190314]

embrace the bitch

[levi-ish]

It’s so awful that men can speak their minds all the time but when we do that, we are entitled badly and it fucking sucks. embrace the bitch

[silverhawk]

the guira cuckoo is such an aesthetically pleasing bird that lots of people dont seem to know a lot abt despite the fact that from some angles they look like Literal Dinosaurs

….but then from other angles

…..fluffy angry dinosaurs

[zookeeperproblems]

Does anyone have these at their zoo because I need to see one

[milkcubus]

commission!! i love snake girls 

[jobe00]

@miyajimosachi

[nyokoko]

IS THIS REAL LIFE LMFAOOOOOO

[nyokoko]

IT’S REAL I AM YELLING

[bibbyboy-deactivated20150925]

[intenxty]

Character development

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

[stuck-inasmalltown]

i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

“can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song

[pr1nceshawn]

Tattoos That Turned People’s Scars Into Works Of Art.

[greeneyes-anddimples]

I’m shooooook. Wow.

[em-ily-grace-deactivated2020072]

Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries

By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast

MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat

MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right

MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great

MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great

MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls

MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree

MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land

MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are

MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in

MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for

MONK #1: what usually rides horses like people or– MONK #2: fire

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via jaysc0)