yeah

7/20 | 🇲🇽 | 18 |tamale and tropical fruit enjoyer| idk what i'm doing it's been a while since i've gone on here

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[distinguishedshoeduckdonut]

BLEACH NO BREATHES FROM HELL

Anime Style

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[tayloralison]

getting rid of family vlog channels one state at a time let's gooo

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you

[piipstachio]

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

[kl3-2-60]

[ID: A poorly animated hedgehog dances to the song "Boss Bitch" by Doja Cat. As the hedgehog dances, it holds a giant McDonalds hashbrown which appears and disappears as the hedgehog waves it in the air and continues to dance. End ID]

[kedreeva]

You folks have seen some very cute mice from me but... I'm not sure you're ready for... Him.

[kedreeva]

But... He must be shared, so...

[kedreeva]

But wait there's more. Allow me to show you: so chill that when his foot slipped off he just laid down rather than pull it up again

[fractiousrvt]

HIM!!!

[diobrandossucculenttitties]

Pannacotta, filing his nails with an attitude ‘cause someone done pissed him off: Imagine you beefing with me and I pull up to yo crib with 9000 termites. Whole foundation gone ‘cause you wanna talk crazy. 

[mywifeisbetterattf2thanyou-deac]

anyways dia de los muertos is coming around soon so this is ur reminder that

1. dia de los muertos is not mexican halloween and i will punch you if you call it that

2. dia de los muertos is a very serious holiday and you should not make fun of it

3. dia de los muertos is a very cool holiday and you should appreciate it (a lot of latinos or hispanics would love to talk about it, so ask one of your latino/hispanic friends or ask google!)

4. you should make sure to respect latinos and hispanics during dia de los muertos (october 31-november 2), especially if they're celebrating it

thanks

reblogging is very much appreciated, especially from non-latino/hispanic people

[soracities]

genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

[soracities]

HOLD THE PHONE

[tuulikki]

Slightly related: I read a book by Rick McIntyre, who was official Wolf Guy at Yellowstone Park for 25 years (and studied wolves for 40 yrs total). He describes how, when they’re alone, wolves—both adults and pups—will pick up sticks or bones or bits of animal skin and toss them around to entertain themselves, the way you might toss a ball up and down. They essentially play catch by themselves.

So if wolves do this by themselves, in nature, that means that we saw them playing this game and thought “huh, that wolf enjoys fetching the stick it’s throwing for itself, maybe I could throw it further and it would like that more?” And thus began our two species’ mutual favourite game to play together

But the point is that they invented fetch

[soracities]

brb screaming into a pillow for a thousand years

[iamoutofideas]

[lasagnacatgirl]

calorie dense

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via @korvys​ (Twitter)

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

[queenghid]

Humans upon seeing a lovely little nose:

[noseblod-deactivated20220317]

[newyorksjojos]

From bi.org in 1997, its first year, when it was at bisexual.org and called "Bisexual Options"

[filmnoirsbian]

Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible

[filmnoirsbian]

Me: I'm not that drunk

Me trying to figure out where the Fuck they've hidden the restrooms in this bar: So this is how Odysseus felt huh

[filmnoirsbian]

Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts.....I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.

[sydmarch]

ok I just HAVE to include this picture from inside the bathroom door of this one bar I went to

only one of these knobs work and it's not the one that's a different color from the rest

[cephalopodvictorious]

There’s a tourist trap in NYC called the Jekyll and Hyde Club. It’s kitsch, overpriced, and kinda fun. The elevator is wonky on purpose, there’s animatronic talking heads on the walls, the paintings talk, the waiters are dressed up, and it’s all interactive. I’ve been there a few times.

But the bathroom?

This is the hallway to the bathroom. You have to read the titles of the books to figure it out. And they don’t tell you how to get in.

[mistressmiyu]

Riddle me piss!

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Okay riddle me piss caught me off guard and now instead of being angry that these bathrooms exist I'm trying not to laugh and wake everyone up

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[greystripe]

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

[shayberri789]

Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef

[fandom]

Happy 14th birthday none pizza with left beef