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❀❁✿ MILO — she/her ❀ 20s ❀ mainly used this blog from 2019-2022 and am back from the dead ❀ #milobabbles is for random thoughts and shitposting

-> REQUESTS — currently OPEN!!

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-> old masterlist (warning: only works from 2019-2022)

-> WIPs — Paranormal Idiots reboot

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Tendou taking it upon himself to create Ushijima a dating app profile (gn! Reader)

Ushijima who tries and fails to convince Tendou not to make him a dating app profile. He has no interest in something as impersonal as online dating.

Ushijima who caves in one night and decides to scroll through the app. It feels a little dehumanizing to him to be flipping through profiles.

Ushijima whose heart skips a beat when he comes across your profile. Your pictures reflect your personality rather than the curated filtered images others have. What prompts you answer on your profile actually represent your hobbies or preferred relationship qualities rather than copy and paste answers.

Ushijima who is pleased you match with him and initiate a conversation. He’s already has dealt with people taking days to respond or straight up ghosting him. He is not a fan of the games. The conversation flows easily between you two without it feeling reminiscent of an interview.

Ushijima who does not beat around the bush and asks you out on a date. He already feels as if you two have similar interests, so why hold off meeting in person? He doesn’t want a pen pal.

Ushijima who confesses that he has never done something like this before. He apologizes in advance if he comes off too strong. Modern dating etiquette is not his forte. He does, however, open the door for you and pay for dinner. It’s probably the best date you’ve ever had.

Ushijima who makes it known by the end of the date that he wants to see you again. He deletes the app when he gets home. He sees no point in keeping it if he is actively pursuing you.

Ushijima whose bluntness is inadvertently suave. His compliments aren’t flowery and long-winded but they still make you blush.

Ushijima who surprises Tendou when he sees you at one of his games wearing his jersey. Tendou just about flips out when he sees Ushijima giving you a kiss. Best believe he’s forcing his best friend to introduce him to you. (Tendou firmly stands by the fact that he was the reason you two got together)

Reader who was one bad date away from deleting the app. Ushijima is a breath of fresh air. His straightforwardness beats whatever situationship purgatory other men have given you.

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Ukai making his move on the Karasuno science teacher

Ukai who meets you one afternoon after you storm into practice with a vengeance. You angrily call out Kageyama and Hinata’s name. Meanwhile, the first-year duo look like they want the ground to swallow them whole.

Ukai who tries to intervene to figure out who exactly you are but decides better. You’re downright terrifying, but he can’t help but think it’s hot.

Ukai who finds out from the second-years that you’re the first-year science teacher. Tanaka visibly shudders when talking about your class. He passed with exactly what he needed.

Ukai who would love to get to know you better but isn’t sure how to approach you. He doesn’t know what a conversation starter would be for his volleyball players’ science teacher.

Ukai who should be upset he sees you so often. You barge into practice at least once a week to drag either Hinata or Kageyama for makeups. You ruin the flow of any practice games they have, but he can’t bring himself to complain.

Ukai who finally is able to strike up a conversation when he’s taking a smoke break and sees you pass by. He puts out his cigarette and calls out a greeting.

Ukai who gets so absorbed in the conversation with you that he forgets he was in the middle of practice. He barks out for the team to do a lap of diving drills when Daichi asks for him. After, he asks if you would like to grab dinner with him.

Ukai who’s quick to make the relationship official. You’re a catch, and he’s not going to be stupid and let you go.

Ukai who feels like a high schooler again when he sneaks a peck on your lips before you storm inside the gym to pull out the wonder duo.

Ukai who knows his family will flip out when he brings you home. The second his family meets you he’ll hear an onslaught of ‘when’s the wedding?’ or the dreaded question ‘when are you having kids?’. He wants that long term, but he’s also not in a rush.

Ukai who melts on the spot when he sees you in the stands cheering him on during one of Karasuno’s games. The team is shocked when he pulls you in for a kiss after they win. The bus ride back is practically an interrogation.

Ukai who may have jumped the gun and already bought an engagement ring. It’s in his room on his nightstand. His family was right, when you know, you know.

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Paranormal Idiots

Episode 13 || Dead Internet Theory

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Tanaka was fuming because they wouldn’t just agree to be his groomsmen. (They agreed immediately after and are already planning his bachelor's trip)

The picture of Tendou and Y/N was a candid pic taken across the street with Y/N laughing at something he said. Y/N's covering her mouth with her hand and there's an obvious engagement ring on her hand. It's made to look blurry, so it's hard to identify it's AI unless you really look at it.

Kageyama saw the picture on his FYP and was very confused. The Karasuno VBC chat is still very active and blew up with Tanaka proposed. So, he was confused as to why Y/N didn't share the news there.

Y/N went down a rabbit hole and found a lot of AI generated media of her and Tendou.

She didn’t know how to feel when Tendou said he would’ve gotten her a better ring.

Taglist -> OPEN

@0sunnyside01 @5quidja @n3rdy-bamb1 @zbops @aera-777 @4rm-the-mf-concrete @karleyyyjaeee @bookworm-center @vanillabeanswirltwist @purplewormy @popteenotaku @collectionofcannedsoups @haloshornsglitter @writing-for-the-hell-of-it @lalipop143 @fromcopacabana @semthedecorat @theflowerwower @siriusblackenthusiast @moosige @pepsiyabestie @biushingbear @choubidoutriso @emptypsycology @writing-for-the-hell-of-it

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Tsukishima who falls for his roommate of convenience.

Tsukishima who learns he absolutely despises his roommate two days after he moves in. He’s loud, messy, and always seems to have his girlfriend over in their small double dormitory. He’s not sure how they always share his roommate’s small twin bed. Even his headphones can’t spare him. Any attempts of setting boundaries flies over the guy’s head.

Tsukishima who meets you, the girlfriend’s roommate, and sees that you seem to be in the same shoes he’s in. You also hate your roommate! Whenever they’re not torturing Tsukishima in his suite, they’re in yours torturing you. He could recognize that look of exhausted defeat anywhere.

Tsukishima who makes the offer of a lifetime. He’ll be your roommate of convenience! You both absolutely despise your respective roommates. So why not let them move into his dorm and he’ll take your old roommate’s bed? It’s a win-win situation. (He hopes)

Tsukishima who has his things ready and packed not even an hour after you agree. He’s not spending one more second with his roommate.

Tsukishima who is an introvert’s dream roommate. He keeps to himself and even changes the toilet paper when the roll finishes!! (The bar is in hell)

Tsukishima who barely interacts with you the first month of living with you. Don’t get it twisted, you’re the best roommate he’s ever had. He just isn’t the most friendly person.

Tsukishima whose barbs and sarcasm softens when he realizes just how considerate you are. You’re quick to plug in your headphones when he returns to the room. When he rolls over to go to sleep? You turn off your lamp even if you’re studying and switch to your laptop. He’s never asked for any of that.

Tsukishima who starts making the effort to become your friend when he realizes that he actually thinks you’re cool (though he’d never admit it) It starts slow. He’ll ask you about whatever hobby you’re doing in the room or ask if you want anything from the dining hall. Then, he’ll join you on your bed and watch whatever you put on. He’ll start to invite you to the library during exam season and even meet up with you after your classes to walk back to the dorms.

Tsukishima who’d much rather build a puzzle with you in your room than go to whatever party his volleyball team is trying to drag him to.

Tsukishima who secretly loves to hear whatever gossip you’ve learned. You’ll return to the room and have that look on your face. Suddenly, his headphones are off his head and you have his full attention. (He tries to be nonchalant about it)

Tsukishima who falls into a domestic relationship with you. It isn’t fast paced or dramatic. He’ll randomly pause one day and realize that he’s doing your laundry because you asked him to. He’d never do something like that for anyone else. He’d also kill anyone who’d say he’s gone soft for you.

Tsukishima who grabs extra of your favorite dining hall snack whenever they put it out. He also has your drink order memorized.

Tsukishima who knows that he has feelings for you, but isn’t one to make a big deal out of it. He’ll tell you about some new cafe in town and invite you out right before bed.

Tsukishima who slams the door in his old roommate’s face when he tries to get him to switch back rooms. He couldn’t give two shits that they broke up. He’s happy right where he is.

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I’m tentatively OPENING REQUESTS if anyone is interested!

-> Requests will be taken only for Haikyuu!! headcannons or text messages!

-> SFW content only!!

-> Anon is on!

-> I do not mind multiple requests by the same person. However, please keep in mind that I write content for fun. I don’t guarantee that I will write every request I receive

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Requests are still OPEN!!! I’m almost all caught up with the manga so I’ll be able to answer anything Sakusa or Inarizaki related :))

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Tendou realizing his teammate wasn’t being so friendly (masc! volleyball player! reader)

Tendou who meets you his first year at Shiratorizawa during your first volleyball practice. He immediately bonds with you as a fellow middle blocker.

Tendou who happily stays long after practice to help you train whichever move or combo you want to do! Want to practice your spikes? He happily sets the ball for you. Want to practice your receives? Good, he’s been meaning to practice his serve.

Tendou who practically preens when you pay him a compliment. You think his hair looked good today? He’ll show you what hair gel he used!

Tendou who thinks you’re just a really great friend when you sneak into his dormitory past curfew to watch whatever anime he’s been meaning to get to.

Tendou who’s still not used to having friends after being bullied as a child. Any subtle flirting goes right over his head. You’re just being a great best friend!!

Tendou who teases Ushijima about being dense when it comes to girls flirting to him not realizing he’s being the biggest hypocrite ever.

Tendou who connects the dots at the most random moment. He’s brushing his teeth when he realizes you were not being friendly.

Tendou who cringes realizing how oblivious he’s been towards your flirting. The dynamic between him and Ushijima compared to you and him is astounding. It’s mortifying he didn’t know sooner.

Tendou who gets over his embarrassment and immediately texts you to see if you’re available. If you are? He tells you he’s taking you out and clarifies that it’s a date. He’s already wasted enough time being an idiot.

Inspired by this request!!

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Could I request a masc reader x Tendou response to reader subtlety flirting with him?

Thanks for your request!! You can find it here :)

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Paranormal Idiots

Episode 12 || Can You Marry Me?!

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Y/N first met Tanaka when he screamed ‘Will you marry me?’ to Kiyoko the first time he saw her. She was rolling on the floor laughing while Ennoshita just gave her the side eye the whole time.

Ukai got all sappy when Tanaka asked him to help with his proposal.

When Kiyoko said yes, Y/N, Noya, and Ennoshita all screamed in excitement. Tanaka, who already looked ready to simultaneously puke and pass out, chased them after he slipped the ring onto Kiyoko’s finger.

Kiyoko loved her Y/N approved ring.

Tendou made a list of predictions of what happened before Y/N showed him the proposal video.

Taglist -> OPEN

@0sunnyside01 @5quidja @n3rdy-bamb1 @zbops @aera-777 @4rm-the-mf-concrete @karleyyyjaeee @bookworm-center @vanillabeanswirltwist @purplewormy @popteenotaku @collectionofcannedsoups @haloshornsglitter @writing-for-the-hell-of-it @lalipop143 @fromcopacabana @semthedecorat @theflowerwower @siriusblackenthusiast @moosige @pepsiyabestie @biushingbear @choubidoutriso @emptypsycology @writing-for-the-hell-of-it

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Paranormal Idiots

Episode 11 || BF = BigFoot

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Tendou packed enough for three days. You never know what could happen in the great outdoors!

The great separation Noya’s referring to is not when Tendou left for France, but something else.

Tanaka’s finally about to pop the question, he’s ready to redeem himself after his first proposal when he met Kiyoko.

Y/N’s freshman college roommate was a big cryptid fan. She tool Y/N camping a few times at big foot hotspots.

Y/N was nervous to be around Tendou after last time, but then she tripped and she thought she could die.

When she tripped she accepted her fate the second she fell. She was mortified but felt it would’ve been worse if she tried to balance herself and still fall.

Tendou carried her piggyback all the way back to camp and then to the car the next morning. He teased her the whole time, but he almost had a heart attack when he realized she actually hurt herself.

Tendou’s overpacking came in handy. He had a first aid kit with equipment to wrap her ankle. He was no stranger to sprains doing his guess blocking days, so he knows how to quickly support an ankle.

Taglist -> OPEN!!

@0sunnyside01 @5quidja @n3rdy-bamb1 @zbops @aera-777 @4rm-the-mf-concrete @karleyyyjaeee @bookworm-center @vanillabeanswirltwist @purplewormy @popteenotaku @collectionofcannedsoups @haloshornsglitter @writing-for-the-hell-of-it @lalipop143 @fromcopacabana @semthedecorat @theflowerwower @siriusblackenthusiast @moosige @pepsiyabestie @biushingbear

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Do you feel comfortable writing for a gender neutral or masculine leaning reader?

Hi! I don’t mind writing for a gender neutral reader or a masculine leaning reader. If not specified in a request, I’ll probably stick with gender neutral pronouns.

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I’m tentatively OPENING REQUESTS if anyone is interested!

-> Requests will be taken only for Haikyuu!! headcannons or text messages!

-> SFW content only!!

-> Anon is on!

-> I do not mind multiple requests by the same person. However, please keep in mind that I write content for fun. I don’t guarantee that I will write every request I receive

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Requests are open!!

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Paranormal Idiots

Episode 10 || Drunk Words, Sober Thoughts

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PRESENT DAY…

Tendou turned down the last couple of hangouts so he could be with Y/N. Semi was sick of his shit.

Tendou knew he could bring Y/N around -> he just wanted to be selfish for a little while with her attention.

He also did not want to deal with Semi flirting with Y/N. Y/N knows it's not serious flirting, so she used to play along on with it back in hs.

Y/N shares her location with the second years. Ennoshita lowkey enjoys keeping tabs on them.

Tendou ended up drinking more than he should’ve because he was irritated with Semi and Goshiki taking up Y/N’s attention. (They only saw him take two shots, that wasn’t all he had)

Semi was adding fuel to the fire by flirting with Y/N.

Tendou did attempt to go onstage when they opened the mic up to the public.

Y/N slipped out early because she didn’t want Tendou to know he held her all night. She also did have plans to help Tanaka plan his proposal.

Taglist -> OPEN!!

@0sunnyside01 @5quidja @n3rdy-bamb1 @zbops @aera-777 @4rm-the-mf-concrete @karleyyyjaeee @bookworm-center @vanillabeanswirltwist @purplewormy @popteenotaku @collectionofcannedsoups @haloshornsglitter @writing-for-the-hell-of-it @lalipop143 @fromcopacabana @semthedecorat @theflowerwower @siriusblackenthusiast

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I giggle without fail whenever I see one of those posts ranking the most atrocious anime villains of all time and they sneak in Oikawa 😭😭😭

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Kuroo who falls for his randomly assigned lab partner

Kuroo who is assigned as your chemistry lab partner simply because he sat next to you. He gives you an easygoing smile when you exchange numbers as he teases that you’re stuck with him the next semester.

Kuroo who is pleasantly surprised that you’re a competent lab partner. He’s never lucked out when it’s come to randomly assigned partners. He was expecting to take on the heavy brunt of the workload.

Kuroo who realizes just how attractive you are when he sees you before class without all the PPE on. Sure, you looked cute in a lab coat and goggles, but the PPE doesn’t do you justice.

Kuroo who starts to text you about things besides lab. He’ll ask you about your course schedule. When he finds out you share two other lectures, he leaves his unassigned assigned seat to sit next to you. You caught him on cool math games several times instead of typing notes.

Kuroo who has meticulous notes even though he doesn’t pay attention during lecture. He happily sends them to you whenever you ask, but only if you agree to attend one of his games.

Kuroo who tentatively asks if you want to fake data so that you can leave lab early. When you agree, he treats you to some coffee at the campus cafe.

Kuroo who is fully capable of completing the lab but loves to cut corners. He doesn’t see the point on spending 3 hours just to regurgitate what he did on a 5 page lab report. There’s been a couple of times that this has backfired, and you end up staying even longer in the lab with him. He treats you to whatever you want afterwards.

Kuroo who peers over your shoulder as you input your data. He immediately notices how you shy away from him. So, Emboldened, he does it at every chance he gets.

Kuroo who tries to woo you with science facts. What he fails to realize, however, is that you know 99% of what he tells you. After all, you are in the same class as him. He switches it up to science pick-up lines that make you cringe every time. “Are you made of Uranium and Iodine? Because all I can see is U and I together.”

Kuroo who loudly calls your name whenever he spots you around campus. He introduces you to his friends as his favorite lab partner.

Kuroo who crashes your dorm so you can study together. You get to study with him for a solid hour before he knocks out in your bed.

Kuroo who gets oddly sentimental at the end of the semester. He acts like it’s the last time he’ll ever see you, not realizing that you’re both the same year and major.

Kuroo who takes you out under the ruse of celebrating your final grades. He kisses you at the end of the night and officially asks you out.

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Sugawara falling for the new cashier at Sakanoshita Market, not realizing she’s Ukai’s cousin (fem! Reader)

Ukai’s Cousin! Reader who finished up her last year of high school overseas and is spending the summer with Ukai while working at Sakanoshita.

Sugawara who meets Reader one night after practice at Sakanoshita when the team wanted to grab food. Nishinoya and Tanaka were arguing over the last pork bun when they knocked over a display. Sugawara apologizes profusely to you as he helps you clean it up.

Sugawara who stays back to chat with you when the rest of his team goes home. He finds out that you’re the same age, but you graduated earlier due to differing academic year schedules.

Sugawara who makes it a habit to stay back and talk to you after practice. He’s charming and polite, but has a mischievous streak when he’s flirting.

Sugawara who stops by Sakanoshita during lunch with Daichi and Asahi and is disappointed when Ukai’s behind the counter and not you.

Sugawara who shows up during his summer break to see you. He’ll buy two popsicles during slow shifts and give you the second one.

Sugawara who helps you restock the store just to be with you. He becomes free manual labor during your shifts.

Sugawara who asks you out while you’re closing the store. It’s a heartfelt confession that isn’t dramatic.

Sugawara who thinks nothing of it when Ukai says during practice his favorite cousin is stopping by with fruit for the team.

Sugawara who realizes that you are Ukai’s beloved cousin when you stop by the gym with a couple of watermelons. He’s a little embarrassed that he hadn’t connected the dots sooner. He’s stiff and awkward when he greets you in front of Ukai.

Reader who assumed Sugawara knew she was Ukai’s cousin. You’re confused when he keeps you at an arm’s length when you attend his practice.

Reader and Sugawara who agree to keep the relationship a secret. You agree that it’ll be less complicated if Ukai finds out after Sugawara graduates.

Ukai who catches you with Sugawara’s tongue down your throat behind the store. He throws a conniption fit and chases Sugawara down the block with a broom. He never would’ve thought the setter had it in him.

Sugawara who contemplates skipping practice the next day. Instead, he asks to speak to his Coach privately. He resolutely tells your cousin that he admires you and that you’re not just some summer fling.

Ukai who is glad that it’s Sugawara that’s dating you, rather than one of the other problem children.

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I’m tentatively OPENING REQUESTS if anyone is interested!

-> Requests will be taken only for Haikyuu!! headcannons or text messages!

-> SFW content only!!

-> Anon is on!

-> I do not mind multiple requests by the same person. However, please keep in mind that I write content for fun. I don’t guarantee that I will write every request I receive