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Relistening to Amnesty! My FAVE character hands down— I love a funky lil prophecy guy. :)

Billy's Final Fantasy

Really excited to show my piece for the recent Lamplighter zine with @amnestyzine! You can grab the zine for free over at itch.io and I'd highly recommend it if you're a fan of the Adventure Zone Amnesty! So many talented people took part!

itsscaredycat

*taz amnesty theme plays loudly*

textless version under the cut!

taz-quotes

Maureen: I saw all of existence, all at once. I saw a dark storm, a living hunger, eating it from within. But I saw a brilliant light heralded by seven birds flying tirelessly from the storm. I saw seven birds.

The Twins

The Lover

The Protector

The Lonely Journal Keeper

The Peacemaker

and The Wordless One

itsscaredycat

*taz amnesty theme plays loudly*

textless version under the cut!

ninjasmudge

some taz steeplechase hcs for the main trio!

i dont think beef, montrose and emerich are actually together but i do think they sit in a pile like that on breaks and then they wonder why the rest of the park thinks theyre poly

byjove

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

cryoverkiltmilk

The spiritual successor to Miette

manicgoblinnightmarewoman

Might I also add

shydestinybread

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

unyanizedcatboys

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

explorerrowan

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

Can haz snackytreat

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world heritage post

And now with!

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

thestateonmtv

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

chewbacca

Noah Galvin and Austin Crute as George and Alan

BOOKSMART (2019) dir. Olivia Wilde

namtan

KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989)

autumngracy

Literally my favorite part of this movie is the fact that Kiki has like zero money during this scene but she buys this dumb lil cat mug anyway because her familiar was excited about it

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

dyingpleasehelp

kristina100000

if you got a problem with me its your probble

charomora

buddhabrand

merchants

lgbt-tiktoks

Hahaha we’re having fun folx. And yes I’m very popular in my DnD group.

Caption: [A woman talking about voice. As she speaks, her voice gradually gets lower and lower.

(regular, high voice) When people try to speak in a more masculine or feminine way, oftentimes they’re affecting the pitch of their voice, but what’s really important is resonance.

(lower high voice) So not how high or low you’re going, but how much space you have in the back of you’re throat. (lower) And those of us who were cursed with a male puberty tend to have a little more room in the back of the house if you know what I mean.

Now I would never use this space of course, in fact, most of the time its to my detriment. (lower, deep voice) Seldom would I ever need to speak like this in a public setting. (original, higher voice) But, by reducing that space, I don’t need to deal with it!]