oh goodness i saw him again ooooh wow oh my oh my laeli well i would just love to meet it you know we see each other were in the same physical space you know and well therell be a beautiful tragedy theres something awful happening in the future of this scenario because you see well my dear friend here he died he died and theres nothing any of us can do because were just the unloved dolls of an uncaring god well anyway he died and its quite saddening to my heart he died and no one is quite sure why or how its not fair its not fair that it died but it had to happen and im the last and only person he saw before his untimely demise but my voice fails me whenever its brought up i cant say what happened my hands are clean but none can see if my soul is similarly untarnished as well
wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon
was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure
taylor swift is a tyrant for real like value neutral judgement but you can tell in her music the specific point that caligula started visiting her in dreams
she has this 3d-printed mini desk recreation of the bust of caligula with whom she communicates daily and in order to evade football’s suspicions she told him it was jesus and he was like Niiice jesus is actually awesomesauce ❤️ Like jesus helps you with touchdowns🏈🔥 and she was like yess exactly and then asked caligula in perfect latin if he could connect her with the ghost of genghis khan so they can talk strategy