Chunky Kong seconds before death

I'm Nolan. Ribbed for his pleasure

[marilearnsmandarin]

Source

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[nitpickspot]

Man at that point I'd just pretend i don't know. How the hell am i supposed to answer her riddle? And what? make her feel bad?

I'd rather die!

[krinsbez]

Which of them eats you?

[bolters-and-rivets]

Naturally you give the child the honour of her first kill, and both you and mother Sphinx play along as you fall over and let child ineffectually gnaw on your shin as you dramatically cry out about the indignity of you, an adventurer of 30 years, being bested at riddles by a child.

[cozy2000]

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

[mmn-s]

紅い月さん

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[ma-gpie]

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[hotvampireadjacent]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[raraeavesmoriendi]

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

[furryprovocateur]

this stupid fucking image sends me into hysterics every time

[suchscary]

the. teto plush

[suchscary]

[segamascott]

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[lobie5]

*does this to you*

[lobie5]

*does this to you*

[lobie5]

*does this to you*

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Used the flash to see what all the fucking noise was about