ADULTS ONLY thank you | they/she | age range: 18-23 (if we know each other you can dm me for my exact age) | ❤️ resident spamton lover and snz lover 🤧 | i've got a pinned about post you can look at if you want
i am an adult and this is a kink blog. if you’re under 18 please go, i’d rather not talk about this kind of stuff with anyone who isn’t an adult. thank you
about me
hiii i love spamton a lot he’s my special guy ❤️ im also very into sneezing/noses and. my followers on my main dont need to know that lol
there isnt a huge amount of snz content for him so im possibly looking to commission snz artists! dm me if interested. i would much prefer if you’re familiar with his character and maybe understand the way he talks so you can write some dialogue for him.
also if you have any snz content of him that you’ve found please please send it to me!!
this is a side blog so i can’t follow back, but know that if you follow me i see you and i am waving and saying hi :)
“i recognize you!” no you don’t jk it’s fine. just be respectful you know?? everybody’s got something
in regards to my url: i like to think that i’m funny
also i’m bi and i lean towards men (real and fictional). as far as snz stuff i mainly like humans and humanoids, but i also occasionally like furries. i have a thing for anthro wolves lol
fics i have written + post tag guide under the cut!
my fics
i am open to fic requests! just dm me or whatever if you have an idea for what you would like to see me write. i will only write about spamton, but i like every version of him (addispam, big shot, regular, and neo).
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Holding Back | 2.8k words
Synopsis: You are a Lightner living in Cyber City, and you've had a crush on Spamton for quite some time. You often go into his store and buy something just to have an excuse to talk to him. You've decided that today is the day you'll finally work up the nerve to tell him how you feel...but when you arrive at his store, you find that he's feeling under the weather. He's trying very hard not to sneeze in front of you, but you want just the opposite...
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Caught | 900+ words
Synopsis: Spamton knows you stole something valuable from his shop, and he's interrogating you while he has a cold...which he soon realizes he can use to his advantage.
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An Unusual Deal | 1000+ words
Synopsis: You pay Spamton to get you sick.
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tag guide
#snzton - anything directly spamton-related
#my post - my original posts
#for me - things that were written or drawn for me as commissions, requests, gifts, etc.
soooo horny about exposure to an allergen/irritant and then immediate sneeze. no build up, no chance at a holdback or annoucement, just a sneeze so fast it takes them and everyone around them by surprise
Me otp wit someone and their sneezing for me and I’m just playing wit myself cuz how wet an snotty there sneezes are😩 the thought of it is just so hot one day I wanna try that 🥴
Just imagining me rubbing someone’s flaring wide nostrils while I’m teasing their sensitive nose wit the feather.. I also would love to feel their wet sneezes on my neck. fuck
(I really wanna try to have snz sext buuutt I’m terrible and sexting all together )
"sorry i dode thigk i'b gudda be able to magke id tonide snrrf! i thigk i'b combigg dowd widd a bid ub a code snrrf! oh? you can tell? snrrf! yeah i'b preddy plugged ub and i'b sneezig and snifflig ligg crazy. snrrf! y-y-you Heh'kshuu! Heh'nxgt! Heh'Kitschoo!snrrf! you want to cub over? snrrf! but wud if you catch by code? wud if i sdeeze od you? that's ok? snrrf! well, if you insist. could you maybe bring be sub tissues please? snrrf! i'b almost all oud! ok, thagks, see you sood! Heh-eshooo! snrrf! snrrf!"
big, strong manly man with a red runny sneezy nose. moaning and groaning after every sneeze, cough, and sniffle. he's so disgusting with his cold; never covering his sneezes, spraying snotty germs all over the place, wiping his nose on the back of his hand, his sleeve, almost anything other than a tissue because he doesn't need a tissue because he 'doesn't have a cold'. he swears, "it's just something in the air," or maybe he's "suddenly developed allergies" even though he knows that is not the case. he knows that the fever that's been giving him on and off chills and sweats all day is not from something in the air or allergies. he has a cold; a sneezy, messy, snotty, sniffly cold, and he should be, and wishes he were, bundled up in bed with a box of soft tissues, a mug of tea, and a bowl of soup. maybe he'll just admit that he's under the weather so he can go home and give in to the cold that has him so sneezy and sniffly.
Okay. Does anyone have a fandom that they are DESPERATE for snz fic content for?
Sometimes I just have a craving for the most obscure or outdated fandom and like, the least popular character…
If you reblog or comment on this post your snz fic secret wish, maybe someone else will see it and think WOW, I know that fandom! I could write that! And we can share the snz fic love. 🖤🖤🖤
A long nose - not only big, but decidedly long, and like any exposed extremity of the body, it gets chilly really easily. They have never quite grown into their cute but quite long beak, and it's cold and windy outside, and while you're kissing them, the sniffly tip of their nose keeps poking awkwardly at your face.
Someone holding their arm up to sneeze into but they just.. sneeze down towards themself. So the arm isn’t exactly useless but it wasn’t put to use either
ooh my god when someone hitches hitches hitches-! .......and then sighs with relief, crisis apparently averted, only to then sneeze unexpectedly and ferociously a second later!! yea bby!!!!!!
