"IF I SURVIVE THIS, I'M SEEING A THERAPIST."

CLONE SAGA CEO ANNOYING ABOUT CHARACTER SINCE... I DUNNO. I do art sometimes its so cool. I like spiderman and other blorbo guys. Never returned from the clone war… gay.

[baldgonia]

a bunch of gwens

[big1ron]

im dying of exploding brain disease baadd

[captiananarchy]

art book mini study

[always-pluto]

Spider-May Day 12: Scarlet Spider

Going through a ‘I hate all my art and don’t think it looks good’ phase so I kind of just threw crap on my canvas for today

[demiboydemon]

For speed runners, this is canon.

[quirkydetective-art]

my favorite of the spidey clone club

[spidermansbankaccount]

brightest day fanart

[targetedknowledge]

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[big1ron]

i have been making artfights every day. i am winning at artfight. will you see these? no. not here. guve me mroe things to attack

[socialmaya]

[lierdumoa]

This is why I have no sympathy whatsoever for anti-intellectuals who complain when discussion posts use too much academic language. "You can't expect me to whip out a dictionary every time you post—" BITCH I LOOKED UP "AHEGAO" FOR YOU. OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.

[foolsocracy]

peter benjamin parker, 1933

collab with @bamboocrimes; close ups under the cut

Text, left page, top to bottom, left to right:

person balancing on a pipe, walking between two tall buildings: "Oh, bullshit. Bull! Shit!!"

narration from noir comic: The sun was rising as we reached the manhattan docks.

dialogue bubbles from noir comic: speaker 1: "Are you mad? You think this is worth dying for?!" speaker 2: "You tell me... Is it?!"

label: New York. New York 10014 notepad titled "I WISH I WOULD HAVE SAID:": the hell with keeping my identity secret / robbie / its me dialogue bubble: "Please. You must listen to me! I can fix this! all of this!" dialogue bubble, peter: "Robbie! Come here!" cluster of thought bubbles: "Can you turn back time?" "Can you rewrite history?" "Can you bring back the dead?"

Text, right page, top to bottom, left to right:

encyclopedia clipping: All spiders are hunters. black out poem labeled "NEW YORK": For decades, New York has been on the decline. few care oth- ers are prevented from getting care Decades of bed closures, service reductions, crisis trauma forcing the sickest to only worsen New York- the "unprofitable" vault label and text: KEEP THIS SECRET IN THE VAULT: / Spider People / were there too. / When the new world / wobbled, / they sewed / earth and sky / together. / It's together / still . . . stamps: nineteen thirty-three word clippings: The song of death / was music to her ears. / She leapt, / looking for children to terrify arranged encyclopedia clipping: SPIDER GOD

[pterygoidwalk]

oh no now his hairy boobois are out

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[chipsncookies]

Happy Jirachi day and thank you for giving us this legendary gif

[shamlesspandanerd]

[arkhamshadows]

pete's got all the fire of a rusty turnip!