Making Waves

.Come for the scarce ass pic, stay for the self-deprecating humor.

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[tpwrtrmnky]

Hi it's me, nightmare DM from the worst pits of ttrpg forums. So I'm running D&D 5E and I banned rolling a d20, because it seemed overpowered. I'm running an original campaign set in my own world, where the elemental firmament oscillates in a way determined by the motion of the outer planets, and my question is this: how do I prevent my fiancée from hitting on the other players in real life, purely through in-game methods?

[tpwrtrmnky]

Hi it's me, nightmare player from the above DM's campaign. since the DM has banned classes, just in general, do you have any advice on building a completely overpowered character who breaks the game? My backstory is that I am literally Batman. Not like a guy who's inspired by Batman, but the DC comics character Batman, who's decided to show up in the DM's setting. His fiancée is really into it.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Hi it's me. The fiancée. Since my useless partner still hasn't realized I'm angling for a threesome, I have some questions: There's a weird continuity issue where the lore of the Ancient Orzoks seems to be unclear on whether it happened a hundred years ago, or ten thousand. This makes it really hard to figure out if my character, who's an orc, should have been born yet. Also, any advice on building an orc when the DM has banned orcs?

[tpwrtrmnky]

Hi it's me. Pathfinder 2nd edition Remastered, personified. I'm currently having a severe mental health crisis because some of you keep suggesting that I fix these people and their horrible, horrible problems, in particular that none of them seem to have any interest in reading a single piece of rules text. The DM's lore has a bizarrely thorough and politically concerning exposition dump about the gnomes' secret influence on all major historical events, and I have to ask: Do you know about any good couples' therapists?

[nnjthndr]

After 6 years, a new Hbomberguy movie review has hit letterboxd

[snootchie-mcsnootchface]

[segamascott]

[tiredadventurer]

[tytoalbion]

Had an absolute BLAST at Gen Con this year! Being able to GM was such an awesome privilege and can’t wait to do it again next year! Also I got to run into @bigbadbroseidon!

[bigbadbroseidon]

It is really funny to me that the only pic we got the entire weekend was that ill-advised midnight event 🤣

[ethernalium]

[thelordofblades]

[milfzatannaz]

having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

[milfzatannaz]

nevermind he’s extremely naughty and has terrorized multiple people this morning

[laikachi]

Ragh Barkrock

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

What

[thesacredlocnar]

yeah this checks out

[helloitsbees]

tags via @thyrell

[sandmandaddy69]

[hbmmaster]

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

[terramythos]

i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little

[warningsine]

What's your favorite popular Tumblr phrase?

God forbid women do anything

What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?

Spiders Georg

You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

Slutty, slutty years

I don't know [X] and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

Nothing but respect for MY president

Right in front of my salad?

Sometimes things that are [X] are worse

This is the future that liberals want

Fellas, it is gay to [X]?

Why are you booing me? I'm right.

Voting ended onOct 5, 2024

[valtsv]

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

[valtsv]