BIGBARABELLY

🔞 BARA he/they/30+🔞 Adult tmpreg gay artist NO AI/KIDS/FASCISTS

[bigbarabelly]

HEYO!

~fancy disclaimer: I reblog whatever floats my boat and only really tag my art so warning! adult blog may post adult things. Links below~

-I draw gay men and mostly trans focused mpreg

-Might draw asks about ocs/whatever I’m currently into (disclaimer my ask box is kinda broken/I am disabled)

I will not do asks for spanking or cross dressing (nothing against it, just not my jam <3)

I do not roleplay. I am not single and Commission status: CLOSED

-Open adoptables HERE and on furafinity HERE

-Adoptable bases and new preg sketch pack for sale HERE

-Ask tag breplies

-Art tag art

-My art Discord

-Hughlander Discord

~Adults only. must be over 18 for both~

[razerbackbitch]

[constantinnen]

it’s good to be back.

[litafordvsferrari]

that makes me curious

do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to

yes

no

nuance i guess?

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

[archivedangst]

I feel like Hughie could have made Homelander play nice with the power of friendship somewhere around season one or pre season one, and you can’t change my mind. Would not have made him a better person, but I think he would have at least calmed down a little like he did with Madelyn. Hughie just has an irresistible kind of unconditional love that I think would work

[wafflesbuff]

Lack of wholesome fics

Is anybody interested in writing a fanfic that is neither toxic nor dark?

I'm pretty aware it would be kinda hard

But it could take place in a universe where homelander is the same bastard with issues but who hasn't killed anyone

I would really love a story in which he and Hughie slowly develop a genuine, healthy relationship

And since Homelander also craves a father figure, could Hughie’s dad be involved?

The main focus of the story being homelander slowly starting to understand empathy and finding value in himself without external validation

Oh, and uh...if there happens to be smut, can homelander be a service top?

Come on, I can't be the only one who likes submissive tops

[sleepygaymaiden]

Yeah my belly is visible when I reach up for something. Rub it and you'll get good luck forever.

[crabussy]

THAT'S IT I am quitting tumblr FOREVER. see you all tomorrow

[touchstonelevity]

[crazy-brazilian]

lil wayne or wathever

[hiramslodge]

so truly genuinely we need to get more funding towards freaks and perverts to make weird horny movies and tv and art i would rather watch someone’s barely disguised fetish with an interesting point of view than another soulless corporate shell with boring beautiful actors and nothing to say

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[awoooniper]

back on the path of the wolf

[monsterahystera]

Tumblr bans porn crafted by the loving hands of human artisans yet accepts risqué AI generated ads to blast our feeds asshole wide open.

[theres-a-body-here]

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

[fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219]

I had to draw it HELP

[fond-of-round]

9 to 5-er having a VERY interesting 5 to 9 this evening, miss girl may have to call out tomorrow

[fond-of-round]

part 2!!

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart