Feeling glonky

25.he/him.

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[pangur-and-grim]

what the fuck are people even doing in toronto

[millllion-blog]

[dogpuppy]

[spelldealer]

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

[portaltomb]

how is this not a conner o'malley video

[skidfarts]

Back when i was like. 9 i watched a cuck porn video And i didnt quite understand the concept of what it was But i remember being so sad about how the woman was talking to her husband while she was fucking this other guy. and then she broke the couch and she said "uh oh sweetie we broke your couch.." all condescendingly And then he said "i LOVED that couch.😕" and it made me so upset i cried

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[blasesaint]

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[magneatio]

came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

[werewolvesnearyou]

puppy bus on break

[gomjabbar]

fursona horniness is too on-the-nose nowadays i miss when someone's fursona was a sterile cartoon fox named Skippy who looked like he walked straight out of tiny toons but the artist would still draw them in the most deranged fetish scenarios possible. it was so funny. "uuuu this is my goth possum in fishnets" fuck off

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[dirtbaby2016]

Ok get this. It's like those Japanese cartoons (anime as they call it in Japan), but they're sucking and fucking.