This passion is a plagiarism

Jo / 110% salt / 32 / they/she / bi and tired / terfs & exclusionists fuck off pls / pls kiss ur cats and tell them I love them

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[detectivehole]

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[filmphotofranz]

[sourcreammachine]

[kropotkindersurprise]

lmao, from that first article:

"Whoever thought it was funny to parasail over the village, it was in extremely poor taste. Take your twisted hatred somewhere else."

[blignick]

[alex51324]

a new type of worm

[gaphic]

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

[gaphic]

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[ryannorth]

much to consider

[solreefs]

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

[kisseism]

the amount of care and attention the human body needs is disgusting

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[mortalityplays]

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone

[soulren]

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[bats100]

barbershop quartet

Wah

wah

wah

wah....

[idlelizard]

shapely sugar bowl

[thepollingstation]

Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?

yes

no

other

Voting ended onMay 21