im ready. for what? i have no idea.

but you should be too.

[importantcatpics]

[firethekitty]

top 5 me posts of all time

[tonyzaret]

Us fandom adults should really just go on strike. 3 months minimum where we don't post fic, we don't comment, we don't buy merch. Then we’ll see how fun the Lego Ninjago community is for anyone under 60 😂

[oneheadtoanother]

[saltiecattoz]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I've always felt an inexplicable arousal when viewing images of naked women

[jay-wasreblogging]

a video by qtmcenter, themasgd and bayareaqm

[hijabi-detected]

HIJABI DETECTED!

[ryan-sometimes]

Love that phenomenon where famous men will wear a dress to be cool and subversive and without fail it’s the fugliest most hideous dress in the world

[ryan-sometimes]

Any loser can wear a busted outfit. It take a real agitator to serve cunt

[subaru-copilot]

trying to write a fic but i get frustrated bc i dont write like a 50+ years of experience in writing nobel in literature winner writer

[noxstell]

happy gay month cause you know you gay n stuff ❤

[caprart1]

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! disect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[joleneghoul]

Ideal fallout game i get a little chihuahua as a companion

Visual:

[boookends]

[cryptwretch]

the big one fucks the small one = tired, derivative, ubiquitous, wow did you think of that yourself

the small one fucks the big one = contrarian, woooah so different and original look at you, you don't actually think that

the small one and the big one fuck each other = oh really, wow, radical centrist over here, shut up, dismissive jacking off motion

[librarycards]

"pillow princess are just greedy" they are so generous??? they let me make them cum? and i get to listen to their cute noises??? what are u talking about..

[librarycards]

PILLOW PRINCESSES GET BEHIND ME. OR BENEATH ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

[wiiwheel]

Have you ever gotten a boner from listening to a piece of music?

everytime I listen to the vengabus I get a boner so large it hurtssssssss