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@bigender-offical
haha we cab still use this blog cuz we're a median system and one of us IS bigender !!!! hahahahahhahah im going insane let me out kf here 🙂
The androgynous urge to create another offical blog but not actually doing it because if i do i know ill forget about this one and this blog is very dear to me.. ☆
yeah be careful this blog of mine is dead after i made paper and iodine,,
Friendly reminder this blog is not a safe space for AI supporters!! ☆
officalverse tag game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
would your user (minus the offical) win against a five year old child? Can be in a fight or any other situation you can think of, js give a yes or no answer and an explanation. most ridiculous answer wins :3
i'll start: i should not be around children at all, but i could beat them in a nosebleed competition with ease. ^q^
@gay-offical @bra1n-offical @gay-news-official @garlic-bread-offical @da-police-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @lemon-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @lesbian-offical @maomao-apothecary-offical and open tags!!!!!!!
I would poison the child easily, but that would get me executed, so no.
uhhhhh @egg-official @mr-clean-offical and open tags
im buff so yeah i could easily beat the child. i could jsut like pick it up and throw it or something idk
uhh @sok-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @not-offical-offical and open tags
s̵̶̵̶̢͉͚̺̰͚̠̟̘͖ͥ́́̒̓̿̍ͯ̈̾̀͑̉͘̚ȯ̷̧̝̺͎̹̰̰͓̩̳͙͈̙̪̟̭͙͐̌ͦ̉̎͑̿ͮ́͋̓ͬͫͯ̔̌̀̊̌̏͛͒̚̕͘͟ͅk͠ w̴̧̧̛̛̠̰͚͎͉̤̼̖̘̱̜̎̏̂̆ͬ̆̏̔̂ͧ̀͑̌̑͗̕͟͟͢͡͞ͅị̵̴̷̢̡̳͉̟̩̠̱̩̘̞̠͔̲̗̓ͮ͗̒̃ͬ͆̏͂͒̂́ͫ̅͘͟͜ll̝ d̸̵͕͕͓͎ͩ͋̉̊̾̀͠ͅę̸̸̡̳͔̻̣̭̫̝̹ͭͦͭ͛̀͊̽ͧͯͬ͜͜͞ṿ̨ͣ̌ǫ̷̸̨̛̮͉̺̗̞̟͔͖̇͗̃́̃̈́̊ͬ̈́͐̏ͨͥ̒̓̓̈̕̚͢u̝̓͗̔_̛̺͗́_̨̡̥͍̮͍̇̋͆_̴̷̧͚̭̟̪́ͫ͂͐ͨ̀ͬ̑̋ͯͥͩͅr̨̜̓ͪ̅͊_̵̸̶̢̖͇͚̫̲̟͕̗̙͇͖̹͍̩̥̻̯̫͇̃̀ͦ́̏̐ͨͬ̍̒ͥ̍͑ͧ͟͟͡ t̸̶̢̡̲̟̜̝̘̻͍̦̥̜̲̪͎̬̼̱̰͈̀ͫ̒̔ͭͩ̔͌̎̒͑̃͌͐́ͦ͒̚͢͝͞h̡̢͔̹̏͋ͨ̓̂ͥͮ̕_̮̼͂_̴̦̗̭̺̦ͧ͌́̐ͩ͟͝e̢͖͔̠̩̜̮̞̤̒̏̿́́́̍͢ c̻ͬͧ̽̚h͖i̖̲̜͂ͥ͑̈́ͧͫ̋̚_̨̖̗̭̖̈̄͂̈́͠l͇͚̿̀́ͨ_͔̬̺̠̠̃̋̑́̕͘͢d̢̢̛̜̖̠̼̫̙͈͖̝͓͖ͩͣ͛ͯ̃ͤͥ̋͂ͫ̍ͣ̈̐́͘͝͞
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tags: @cringysparklecat-offical @deductivelogico-offical @onion-opinions-offical @horror-movie-offical @no-one-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @insaniac-offical @towel-offical @pond-scum-offical @existing-offical @goblin-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @shoebill-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @eraser-offical @sophisticated-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @cherry-coke-offical @pipis-official @unholyfrogspawn-offical @hekate-offical @gabenugget1141-official
yeah I’d make them cry cuz I’m scary 😈
@gaslight-offical @pathological-liar-offical @shoebill-offical @ninovium-offical @nithral-offical @chihuahua-offical @chickfila-official
Gas is the safest substance in the world! Leave your kids around me! :D
@girlboss-offical @gatekeep-offical
@gaslamp-offical @pathological-liar-offical @sweden-offical @tophat-offical @open-door-offical @real-human-offical
I’ve eaten adult humans before- I mean who said that… waow
WHAT?
ANYWAYS KIDS FEAR ME FOR REASONS I DO NOT KNOW BUT I DONT THINK I WOULD ACTIVELY KILL ANYONE
I’m blinding this child.
Tags :33
@fox-offical @the-darkness-offical @timeloopoffical @archive-of-our-own-offical
Obviously, I can traumatize them uwu
@no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical
I would win in parenting them! I'm adopting them.
why are you all trying to kill children??? im giving them tim tams! :) and definitely not brainwashing them with the tim tam empire propaganda
what the fuck is the tim tam empire ehlp
anyways i would kill a child using heat rotom
don't question the sunday roast, it's definitely beef. definitely. yes. beef.
@cringysparklecat-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @duck-from-hell-official @nonbinary-homo-offical
A five year old child? Look if the five year old child has made the mistake of trying to fight me, I will probably win. If the five year old child has challenged me to a duel of being the youngest, they will win. If the five year old child joins the cult, we both win. And we can both have garlic bread.
@john-doe-offical @hunger-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @grandpa-offical @offical-wikipedia
Yes because just think of how sad a starved child would be. I would easily win. Just wait 3 weeks and their dead.
@bigender-offical @winterinkspill and anyone else
i mean. Maybe???? i dont know dude mines really fucking vague
i'd say so
uh open tags because im LAZY
guess what IDIOT decided to be trigender [i aint decide shit the label feels better] do i become trigender offical or stay as bigender offical evrn though im not bigender
choose
stay as bigender-offical
become trigender-offical
trauma candy salad game
Hi my name’s nikki and one time during quarentine I had a sleepover with my partner who ended up stabbing mein the torso. And I brought the bowl
open tags!!
hii my names akasen and back in 2022 my best friend manipulated me into bullying people . i brought hi-chews
open tags :3
merry christmas to all who celebrate
ive been too sock to make a proper gift but.
i run ALL 6 OF THESE!!! :3 yeah im only posting this on here but ill reblog on the 4 thatre active. yes, i'm themindcollector.
Christmas starts in five days.
And now
I'm on
The blood week (period)
...
GOD?! DID YOU DO THIS?! FUCK YOUUU
MINE JUST STOPPED GET FALSEHOODED LMAO
YOU
YOU HATE AI !!
Reblog if your blog is a safe space for these identities: agender, demiboy, demigirl, genderfluid, non-binary, and transgender!
fuck yeah
I welcome all especially nonbinary and trans
As a genderfluid, and questioning, I welcome everyone!
Cookies for everyone!! 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
i can be all of these fun fact
Why it’s better to tag me than to tag @satan-offical
1. I actually answer
2. I’m cooler
3.i actually answer
4. Fuck Satan
Wow didn't know you were this into satan... have fun you two
Nononono
Not an irl
Don’t hope on to the me x Satan ship
You did say you want to fuck satan, (totally not made up and totally did not remove the word up from between 'fuck' and 'satan')
I have never said that
Ofc you say that NOW, you're just scared of satan
IM NOT SCARED OF HER
proof?
I don’t need to prove anything to you
so u admit ur scared
No
I just don’t care if you believe me
denial is a river in egypt
-_-
stop shipping real people yall are fucking weird. /neg.
all of you weirdos in the officalverse how tf did you get there do you get initiated or some shit like wtf (asking for a friend)
i need to escape
hey
someone wrote on the science whiteboard NASA IS SATAN
So uh
Is this true @nasa-offical @satan-offical
15 years, huh?
That's one year of my life on Tumblr.
I've been Satan longer than I have been doing my GCSES.
You could ask, do I regret it? With all the hate, the harm, the horrible things said, especially towards me?
I don't even have to think.
No.
I don't regret it. Not at all.
Happy 15th birthday to me, and 1 year anniversary of this account!!
since 2oul is so fluid in the way people see them, i relate to them so much . odd how that is
I accidentally put on notifications for an offical I follow but their posts are low-key fire so I'll keep it on
No
I won't tell you
Fear
Me.
is this me
I don't even know who you are
do you know who i am
probably not