bigender-offical

he star it xe they basically all but she her minor funny guy [i'm actually bigender! transmasc demiboy + genderfluid :3] im just a silly. i know nothing about the officalverse btw im here to dilly and dally

[bigender-offical]

haha we cab still use this blog cuz we're a median system and one of us IS bigender !!!! hahahahahhahah im going insane let me out kf here 🙂

[bunny-slippers-offical]

The androgynous urge to create another offical blog but not actually doing it because if i do i know ill forget about this one and this blog is very dear to me.. ☆

[bigender-offical]

yeah be careful this blog of mine is dead after i made paper and iodine,,

[bunny-slippers-offical]

Friendly reminder this blog is not a safe space for AI supporters!! ☆

[plus-boy-len-offical]

officalverse tag game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would your user (minus the offical) win against a five year old child? Can be in a fight or any other situation you can think of, js give a yes or no answer and an explanation. most ridiculous answer wins :3

i'll start: i should not be around children at all, but i could beat them in a nosebleed competition with ease. ^q^

@gay-offical @bra1n-offical @gay-news-official @garlic-bread-offical @da-police-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @lemon-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @lesbian-offical @maomao-apothecary-offical and open tags!!!!!!!

[maomao-apothecary-offical]

I would poison the child easily, but that would get me executed, so no.

uhhhhh @egg-official @mr-clean-offical and open tags

[mr-clean-offical]

im buff so yeah i could easily beat the child. i could jsut like pick it up and throw it or something idk

uhh @sok-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @not-offical-offical and open tags

[astracaedes]

s̵̶̵̶̢͉͚̺̰͚̠̟̘͖ͥ́́̒̓̿̍ͯ̈̾̀͑̉͘̚ȯ̷̧̝̺͎̹̰̰͓̩̳͙͈̙̪̟̭͙͐̌ͦ̉̎͑̿ͮ́͋̓ͬͫͯ̔̌̀̊̌̏͛͒̚̕͘͟ͅk͠ w̴̧̧̛̛̠̰͚͎͉̤̼̖̘̱̜̎̏̂̆ͬ̆̏̔̂ͧ̀͑̌̑͗̕͟͟͢͡͞ͅị̵̴̷̢̡̳͉̟̩̠̱̩̘̞̠͔̲̗̓ͮ͗̒̃ͬ͆̏͂͒̂́ͫ̅͘͟͜ll̝ d̸̵͕͕͓͎ͩ͋̉̊̾̀͠ͅę̸̸̡̳͔̻̣̭̫̝̹ͭͦͭ͛̀͊̽ͧͯͬ͜͜͞ṿ̨ͣ̌ǫ̷̸̨̛̮͉̺̗̞̟͔͖̇͗̃́̃̈́̊ͬ̈́͐̏ͨͥ̒̓̓̈̕̚͢u̝̓͗̔_̛̺͗́_̨̡̥͍̮͍̇̋͆_̴̷̧͚̭̟̪́ͫ͂͐ͨ̀ͬ̑̋ͯͥͩͅr̨̜̓ͪ̅͊_̵̸̶̢̖͇͚̫̲̟͕̗̙͇͖̹͍̩̥̻̯̫͇̃̀ͦ́̏̐ͨͬ̍̒ͥ̍͑ͧ͟͟͡ t̸̶̢̡̲̟̜̝̘̻͍̦̥̜̲̪͎̬̼̱̰͈̀ͫ̒̔ͭͩ̔͌̎̒͑̃͌͐́ͦ͒̚͢͝͞h̡̢͔̹̏͋ͨ̓̂ͥͮ̕_̮̼͂_̴̦̗̭̺̦ͧ͌́̐ͩ͟͝e̢͖͔̠̩̜̮̞̤̒̏̿́́́̍͢ c̻ͬͧ̽̚h͖i̖̲̜͂ͥ͑̈́ͧͫ̋̚_̨̖̗̭̖̈̄͂̈́͠l͇͚̿̀́ͨ_͔̬̺̠̠̃̋̑́̕͘͢d̢̢̛̜̖̠̼̫̙͈͖̝͓͖ͩͣ͛ͯ̃ͤͥ̋͂ͫ̍ͣ̈̐́͘͝͞

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tags: @cringysparklecat-offical @deductivelogico-offical @onion-opinions-offical @horror-movie-offical @no-one-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @insaniac-offical @towel-offical @pond-scum-offical @existing-offical @goblin-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @shoebill-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @eraser-offical @sophisticated-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @cherry-coke-offical @pipis-official @unholyfrogspawn-offical @hekate-offical @gabenugget1141-official

[horror-movie-offical]

yeah I’d make them cry cuz I’m scary 😈

@gaslight-offical @pathological-liar-offical @shoebill-offical @ninovium-offical @nithral-offical @chihuahua-offical @chickfila-official

[gaslight-offical]

Gas is the safest substance in the world! Leave your kids around me! :D

@girlboss-offical @gatekeep-offical

@gaslamp-offical @pathological-liar-offical @sweden-offical @tophat-offical @open-door-offical @real-human-offical

[tophat-offical]

I’ve eaten adult humans before- I mean who said that… waow

[darkness-offical]

WHAT?

ANYWAYS KIDS FEAR ME FOR REASONS I DO NOT KNOW BUT I DONT THINK I WOULD ACTIVELY KILL ANYONE

@light-offical @no-one-offical

[light-offical]

I’m blinding this child.

Tags :33

@fox-offical @the-darkness-offical @timeloopoffical @archive-of-our-own-offical

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Obviously, I can traumatize them uwu

@no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical

[no-one-offical]

I would win in parenting them! I'm adopting them.

[tim-tam-offical]

why are you all trying to kill children??? im giving them tim tams! :) and definitely not brainwashing them with the tim tam empire propaganda

[rotom-offical]

what the fuck is the tim tam empire ehlp

anyways i would kill a child using heat rotom

don't question the sunday roast, it's definitely beef. definitely. yes. beef.

@cringysparklecat-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @duck-from-hell-official @nonbinary-homo-offical

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

A five year old child? Look if the five year old child has made the mistake of trying to fight me, I will probably win. If the five year old child has challenged me to a duel of being the youngest, they will win. If the five year old child joins the cult, we both win. And we can both have garlic bread.

@john-doe-offical @hunger-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @grandpa-offical @offical-wikipedia

[hunger-offical]

Yes because just think of how sad a starved child would be. I would easily win. Just wait 3 weeks and their dead.

@bigender-offical @winterinkspill and anyone else

[bigender-offical]

i mean. Maybe???? i dont know dude mines really fucking vague

i'd say so

uh open tags because im LAZY

[bigender-offical]

guess what IDIOT decided to be trigender [i aint decide shit the label feels better] do i become trigender offical or stay as bigender offical evrn though im not bigender

choose

stay as bigender-offical

become trigender-offical

Voting ended onJan 1

[homosexuality-offical]

trauma candy salad game

Hi my name’s nikki and one time during quarentine I had a sleepover with my partner who ended up stabbing mein the torso. And I brought the bowl

open tags!!

[bigender-offical]

hii my names akasen and back in 2022 my best friend manipulated me into bullying people . i brought hi-chews

open tags :3

[ch4tt3r-b0x]

merry christmas to all who celebrate

ive been too sock to make a proper gift but.

i run ALL 6 OF THESE!!! :3 yeah im only posting this on here but ill reblog on the 4 thatre active. yes, i'm themindcollector.

[satan-offical]

Christmas starts in five days.

And now

I'm on

The blood week (period)

...

GOD?! DID YOU DO THIS?! FUCK YOUUU

[bigender-offical]

MINE JUST STOPPED GET FALSEHOODED LMAO

[your-fave-hates-ai]

YOU

YOU HATE AI !!

[themothgalaxy-deactivated202509]

Reblog if your blog is a safe space for these identities: agender, demiboy, demigirl, genderfluid, non-binary, and transgender!

[al3x-always]

fuck yeah

[lemonshorky]

I welcome all especially nonbinary and trans

[smoken-bagel-deactivated2024022]

As a genderfluid, and questioning, I welcome everyone!

[taco-bee]

Cookies for everyone!! 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

[bigender-offical]

i can be all of these fun fact

[mango-kitty-art]

[king-of-oreo]

Why it’s better to tag me than to tag @satan-offical

1. I actually answer

2. I’m cooler

3.i actually answer

4. Fuck Satan

[astroverse813]

Wow didn't know you were this into satan... have fun you two

[king-of-oreo]

Nononono

Not an irl

Don’t hope on to the me x Satan ship

[the-mtg-bbeg]

You did say you want to fuck satan, (totally not made up and totally did not remove the word up from between 'fuck' and 'satan')

[king-of-oreo]

I have never said that

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Ofc you say that NOW, you're just scared of satan

[king-of-oreo]

IM NOT SCARED OF HER

[the-mtg-bbeg]

proof?

[king-of-oreo]

I don’t need to prove anything to you

[the-mtg-bbeg]

so u admit ur scared

[king-of-oreo]

No

I just don’t care if you believe me

[dramaticinlyf-deactivated202604]

denial is a river in egypt

[king-of-oreo]

-_-

[bigender-offical]

stop shipping real people yall are fucking weird. /neg.

[ice-muncherr-deactivated2026020]

all of you weirdos in the officalverse how tf did you get there do you get initiated or some shit like wtf (asking for a friend)

[bigender-offical]

i need to escape

[bigender-offical]

hey

someone wrote on the science whiteboard NASA IS SATAN

So uh

Is this true @nasa-offical @satan-offical

[satan-offical]

15 years, huh?

That's one year of my life on Tumblr.

I've been Satan longer than I have been doing my GCSES.

You could ask, do I regret it? With all the hate, the harm, the horrible things said, especially towards me?

I don't even have to think.

No.

I don't regret it. Not at all.

Happy 15th birthday to me, and 1 year anniversary of this account!!

[bigender-offical]

since 2oul is so fluid in the way people see them, i relate to them so much . odd how that is

[satan-offical]

I accidentally put on notifications for an offical I follow but their posts are low-key fire so I'll keep it on

No

I won't tell you

Fear

Me.

[rotatingicosahedron-offical]

is this me

[satan-offical]

I don't even know who you are

[bigender-offical]

do you know who i am

probably not