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undying-princess

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

cinemasavage

Waiting for Guffman (Dir. Christopher Guest, 1996)

3000s

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

3000s

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

lakevida

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

uglygirlstatus

forget L and Light my new favourite Death Note character is Justin the Jewel Skeleton

hypokeimena

#me when i get the rules for various situations from justin the jewel skeleton

chilopsis-linearis

zedtron774

Kawanabe Kyosai, White Heron in the Rain, colour woodblock print, Japan, 1880

3liza

what i wanted from dog ownership was to just have like, a Dog. and thats exactly what this is. you can see this animal all over the world looking exactly like this for like 10,000 years

nicolae-carpathia

could you imagine, a world full of churchgrims. i bet it would solve a lot of problems...

3liza

the 'jennings dog', an ancient roman marble that i strongly suspect is actually a 17th or 18th century forgery, but one of the all-time greatest dog artworks ever. looks exactly like churchgrim (the ears are either docked on the original dog or have worn off/broken off in the sculpt, but otherwise). the perfect portrait of a dog going "duhhhHHHHH". it's even scanned onto sketchfab if someone wants to 3d print it. i wish i had a full size plaster replica