Biggest Fontanelle

every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking, isn't thinking of.

[biggest-fontanellelele]

what do you do when there’s a snake in the road?

Grenade

[fortheloveofgrantaire]

GRENADE!!!!!!!!!!

[biggest-fontanellelele]

what do you do when there’s a snake in the road?

Grenade

[fortheloveofgrantaire]

it has occurred to me (since i’ve been on the tmbg side of tumblr) that not all of you have been listening to “no!” since 2002 and haven’t had the experience of really trying to figure out where balloons come from as a young child.

[fortheloveofgrantaire]

when u find a bird social media app

@biggest-fontanellelele

[biggest-fontanellelele]

We think we're really funny.......

And it's because we are

[doctorwhowatchesthewatchmen]

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

[koiagain]

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

[unnamedmedicalprofessional2]

To be fair to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, if I wrote some pulp short stories for a quick buck and an obsessive fandom sprung up around it at a time when fandom culture as we now know it didn't really exist yet, and I had to witness people being insane about my characters while having very little precedent for what the fuck was going on, I would also be confused and frightened and desperately trying to escape from the situation I'd ended up in.

[fortheloveofgrantaire]

manspreading in public smh my head @biggest-fontanellelele

[biggest-fontanellelele]

I can't help it, the attitude needs somewhere to go.

[fortheloveofgrantaire]

happiest of birthdays to my soulmate in sister form @biggest-fontanellelele 💚✨ i love you so much! i hope being a billion years old treats you well! 🤠

[biggest-fontanellelele]

Excuse you, I'm only 45 Million according to the four year old.

[fortheloveofgrantaire]

well it’s your birthday so now you’re 45,000,001 🤠😌✨

[biggest-fontanellelele]

💀

[fortheloveofgrantaire]

happiest of birthdays to my soulmate in sister form @biggest-fontanellelele 💚✨ i love you so much! i hope being a billion years old treats you well! 🤠

[biggest-fontanellelele]

Excuse you, I'm only 45 Million according to the four year old.

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[ashcigarette]

“i asked chatgpt” okay well i asked orpheus and he said la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

[biggest-fontanellelele]

I was a cartwheel girl, still am if we're being honest unfortunately my autonomic nervous system does not approve

[likeniobe]

thanks

[shedoescalcforfunsies]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead is like if The Princess Bride had a kid with Monty Python and The Holy Grail and that kid had an existential crisis every five minutes.

[biggest-fontanellelele]

7, 23, 38, 44

7: do I have tattoos, Yes I have two visible tattoos and I got five scar hiding tattoos.

23: my relationship with my siblings, I adore them all. Seriously. All nine of them. I couldn't ask for a better family. They are my best friends. I am 100% sure that we would find each other in different lifetimes just to be with each other.

38: my childhood career choice, Mommy Ballerina

44: a random fact about anything, Before ancient sap becomes amber it has an in between phase called Copal where it is hard, but if you rub it a bit with your hands it warms up and sticks the teeniest bit and you can smell the type of tree it came from!