Pervert by Proxy

ABSOLUTE DUMBASS I mean... what else do you need aside from ABSOLUTE DUMBASS

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[dilfosaur]

me and three creatures

[absolutedream-art]

"So, are you gonna shoot me or what?"

Mainly just wanted an excuse to animate various expressions for Jax.

[finns-gifs]

[paffshy]

Emotional support Zooble

[kamigui]

I still live in past

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[jantesika]

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

[homunculus-argument]

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

[ancientcereal]

had a great time tuning into the drawfee vapridety hour charity stream today!!!

here's the doodles i did during stream to document some of my favorite moments, and a sketch i may or may not finish of karina and spencer being dubious lawyers :)

huge thank you drawfee for the amazing stream and their continued outspoken support of the lgbtq+ community, not just through their words, but also through their actions <3

[dilfosaur]

kaiba and gojo go to drawfee variety hour (real)

[slitherpunk]

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

[jsketch12]

9'6" forest guardian and her 4'5" toymaker gf

[jsketch12]

sorry for hijacking your post again op but after posting the initial elves i had ideas for more doodles i wanted to do so. elf yuri (but i elaborate)

[halfhardtorock]

[gayfeatherfiend]

reblogging to normalize. because we really should be uplifting sex workers as bread winners. Also because they should be able to show their face in public without fear of repercussions??? (cough cough), like this gentleman.

Honestly its unhinged and hilarious but yet also seriously something I want to see more of

[gayfeatherfiend]

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Anyway…👀

Reblog if you’re a cheap whore. Or respect cheap whores. Or have the power to turn young people into cheap whores. (they can never tell which)

[bisquid]

If you’re making enough to pay off your sister’s student loans you are not a cheap whore you are a wildly successful whore which is admittedly beside the point but damn

[astronautawry]

Wow guys Drawtectives season 3 in three weeks. Hahaha are you exited for season 3 in three weeks? I just think it's kinda cool we have Drawtectives season 3 in three weeks. Can you believe that Drawtectives season 3 is in three weeks? Wow we get Drawtectives season 3 in three weeks. *Shaking so hard that it makes a sound and hyperventilating like I just ran a mile*

[cosmonautroger]

colors

[sugarplumfuckwit]

Color theory is a real sumbitch

[cassia-c]

[witchkittymeow]

this is what drawtectives season 3 is about right

[memeuplift]

[thetenderpassion]

[sidewalk-scrawls]

Crying at this article calling Tumblr an "upstart" platform jdgdks

[helloneels17]

brand new used car