Dr Ang: why is everyone wearing athletic shirts?
Charlotte: cause I’m going to the gym!
Dr Ang: aiyooo the only thing I am gaming these days is my mouth, yelling at you people
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Kaledo Art
Monterey Bay Aquarium
cherry valley forever

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NASA
Show & Tell

Origami Around

shark vs the universe

Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
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@bigquotewall
Dr Ang: why is everyone wearing athletic shirts?
Charlotte: cause I’m going to the gym!
Dr Ang: aiyooo the only thing I am gaming these days is my mouth, yelling at you people
Dad, playing Fortnite: I killed him!
Mom, who doesn’t get video games: kill that big fat guy, you’ll get more points
Vira, looking at all the snacks in the office pantry: how are we suppose to lose - oh I have strawberry shortcake in my bag
Charlotte: were you going to say “how are we supposed to lose weight”?
Vira: yes. And then cake.
Uber driver: I like your country’s (France) geography. Cause you have a bit in South America. French Guyana.
Me: um yeah, we do I guess
Him: cause the colony
Me: yeah…
Him: South America is nice
Vira: should I keep the receipt?
Charlotte: that is the fiscally responsible thing to do. Are you fiscally responsible?
Vira: I mean, I have a bullet journal.
Xin Yi: Do you want a cookie?
Jun Hui: No I want to die.
Steph: the tinder guy I'm seeing tomorrow has been wearing one colour a month. Head to toe. This month it's red. Can't tell if I'm attracted or not
Milly: at least it will be memorable
Charlie: true. "One time I dated a crayola pack" ... "Kids, let me tell you about the time I tasted the rainbow"
Steph: I have 107 tinder matches and no one is here stroking my hair. Fuck em.
Charlotte: 107!
Milly: 107! what the fuck
Charlotte: that's your new nickname. 107, license to Netflix and Chill.
Meg: at what point to do you become "ma'am?"
Charlotte: ma'am is in the eye of the beholder.
‘Put me down for double penetration too’ (when playing cards against humanity and Cam says, I’ll go for double penetration)
John MC
A good tongue can go anywhere.
Trevor
I'm irreverent and a little bad
Meg
Her name was Dallas or like Nantucket... Some American city name.
Steph
Steph: your nostrils are fine!
Milly: no they're huge!just wait til I'm mad.
Oh no I stepped on a pea and it exploded! It made a crunching noise and then my foot was wet.
Meg
After Theon says he's going home
Charlotte: I feel like that's not a good idea
Meg: yeah probably not
Charlotte: they've never liked him
Meg: well they were a bit sad though when they got his penis in a box.
I think I pulled a muscle playing x-box
Steph