bivalve with a blog

23 she/her

[bigsalmonguy]

just made the most bland shane hollander ass dinner ever because i couldn’t bring myself to go to trader joe’s….

[modogoblin]

[bigsalmonguy]

the world is my oyster and i’m the only girl

[bigsalmonguy]

something has shifted….

[birdmans]

[eltonjohndenver]

some of you don’t seem to realize that In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame "I am leaving, I am leaving" but the fighter still remains

[blondebrainpowered]

A Masking crab wearing a Sea anemone like a chef’s hat.

A Sea anemone masquerading as a chef's hat on a Masking crab.

[bigsalmonguy]

neighbors scream singing to unwritten… at least someone’s having a good night

[bigsalmonguy]

oooooohhhh my goddd i fucking hate my job and it’s literally all i do

[ryebreadgf]

[themoonandmyman]

Where’s the Ilyorb….. 😔 we need to get weirder about this man. someone edit him into an eel. or something

[themoonandmyman]

Eelya. it’s right there

[kaijuerotica]

it's him. eelya

[skrigak]

[bigsalmonguy]

i be so fine and then i remember boxing day 2024 and its impacts on bigsalmonguynation

[lamignonette]

[bigsalmonguy]

on the big couch with mellie shes like why aren’t you in bed girl

[bigsalmonguy]

[flipchild]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[anguilliforme]

it should be illegal to make me work on world eel day when I could be lurking in an estuary or perhaps writhing