got long teeth sharp teeth

Have you ever seen a turtle get down!!!

[brugie1-deactivated20190822]

[valtsv]

please share the emo boy in the luggage rack on the train image

"image" is such a casual word i honestly think this masterpiece belongs in an art gallery for the world to see and appreciate

[rabbitebooks]

[awfulshawty]

it’s dangerous to go alone, take this

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

my pussy so small like a gnome (yeah)

i style my bush with a comb (yeah)

in bed reading spells from my tome (yeah)

i call your mom up on her phone (yeah)

im no quasimodo but ive got a hunch,

shes eating my pussy like breakfast and lunch

im arbys roast beef, my shit is delicious

a mountain of meat for little gnome bitches

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

sharknado blowjob with my sharp little teeth

the gnome hat stays on cause im bald underneath

leave my hat on my head and i leave your shit bleeding

then put on my suit and i go to a meeting

im making mad deals, i just sold your house

my pussy so small like a mouse

[dreamwad]

Karl Bryullov, The Last Day of Pompeii, 1833.

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

my pussy explode like vesuvius

i fuck like im rabid and furious

pussy like seaworld, stay out of the splash zone

its lava and sulfur and fire and brimstone

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[butchniqabi]

oh. i just found out that the writer of the vincent van gogh doctor who episode wrote it as a tribute to his sister.

[butchniqabi]

Richard Curtis wrote, "So – here’s the thing – the key reason I wrote this episode – was out of love for my sister Bindy. She was a gorgeous and brilliant person, 2 years older than me. She loved Vincent Van Gogh and life. She couldn’t have been more full of generosity and joy.

But half way through her life she was hit by depression and intermittently it hurt her for the rest of her life. And a few years before this show, like Vincent, she took her own life.

That was me trying to show Bin how glorious she had been in our lives – and how nothing could change that, taking her own life wasn’t a failure by her, or a rejection of all of us. It was, as they say on Love island, what it was."

[that-stone-butch]

applying for jobs in the U.S.

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[xn3city]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[longseasons]

the girls aren't fighting they're pressing their soapy boobs together

[anteaten-deactivated20220228]

[rotyolk]

it's always Teto Tuesday somewhere

[butchbetty]

this is a cinematic masterpiece

[milsae]

(GL) The snake I saved yesterday

[ruinedchildhood]

[trupie]

Oh my God.

The board of directors' names?

They're the names from Fighting Baseball

I don't know if that was on purpose or an Easter Egg or what but either way it's magnificent

[wayward-delver]

“DEATH TOME,” The Simpsons DEATH NOTE Parody (FULL)

It is animated by DR Movie who also worked on the original series.

[moonrpg]

try not to eat too many sweets, ok? 🎃

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[doubleca5t]

tumblr finally getting its shit together and improving the user experience right around the time when all the other social media sites are collapsing due to greed and hubris is like the kids who got out of their small town to move to the big city finding love and settling down in their 30s just in time to watch their high school bullies get divorced