hopeless romantic

27 with a fear of being known

[bigtittyemoexgf]

(does a candle spell to get a job) (it doesn't work)

(burning a stability candle) let's see how this goes

[impaled]

[bigtittyemoexgf]

my toxic trait is i refuse to call the suicide hotline again

[bigtittyemoexgf]

i had a crush on the guy who bullied me in middle school and guess the fuck what. i had a dream about him and he looked so cute i have heart eyes for this stupid fuck

[pianta]

[oc] eggy! 🍳

★ twitter | ko-fi | ig | prints ★

[fangfic]

What do I have to do to get hunted in the forest by a sexy vampire mommy who throws knives at me and inches closer every second till she throws me on the ground and starts drinking my blood passionately.

[peepawmichaelmyers-deactivated2]

Me: Hey King that looks heavy, need help?

PH: *confused noises* as he studies his knife

Me: no your cock..

[springwood-slashwhore]

I love this community

[bigtittyemoexgf]

on this blog we are horny for monsters twenty-four/seven. what the zoloft cannot provide for me, a 9 foot tall, horrifying monster, can.

[sugar-cafe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7-67WMAYpd/

[calmbf]

can mutuals talk to you?

only if youre in love with me

[crazy-brazilian]

[puffsaddy]

[mxrbidslvt]

[onceiwashere]

“submissive heal slut” is a weird and disingenuous stereotype of people who heal in video games and so is “don’t mess with the healer because they’re jaded and so done with you and will withhold heals”. that’s all bullshit. you heal for the quiet reassurance that you’re better than everybody else and nothing bad that happens is ever your fault 

[sobertodeath2018-deactivated202]

[sweetoothgirl]

Ultimate Funfetti Birthday Cake Recipe