[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[wagyubeefs]

“the fandom has decided - ” “everyone agrees that - ” “we all know that this is the only right way to - ”

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[achillesinhighheels]

[mechanicalhandsyaoi]

[cyanorth]

my cuntical romance

[mr-winkle]

mourning

[cyanorth]

acting like a victim

[fishkillersoup]

The girls

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[pinkyfuzz]

getting verbally abused while sitting on his lap

[babysitterpng]

his teefies

[erzvolnes]

immortal words

[zestoflemon]

i got an ask requesting more spirk yuri and then i lost it?? but i do have more of them for whoever it may concern

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[pastabot]

wtf i just saw slender man looking through my fridge farting his ass off real loud