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oneheadtoanother

headspace-hotel

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

findingfeather

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

beyondthisdarkhouse

The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

headspace-hotel

...Oh

brainsforbabyjesus

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

fenrislorsrai

Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is. Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.

justlookatthosesausages

Every single one of you is a genius

lingwenboobs

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL BOOBS

nyancrimew

bwaaaah

sentient-tent

dknightlight

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

frances cannon

It's today.

Its July 10th

SHE IS A TRUE HERO

fluffy-luffy

No, she’s a bitch is what she is

weavemama

what do u mean???? it was clearly an accident she even said “Oooppsss”

blackmodel

LMFAOOOO

reducedrose

Look, rather than being petty and destroying it, why not talk to the girl. Really ask them why they are using the confederate flag. But no, low level terrorism is the answer.