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christmas isnt about the presents, and it isnt about christ or whatever. its about drawing deer furries in bondage harnesses that have jingle bells all over them. thats what it;s about
Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So
roll em up to tus(play ball)sle Â
had someone come to my book event last night and give me this. couldnt ask for anything better, really. yes, theyâll be at my birthday party in november
youâll never believe the turn of events that have transpired tonight
i miss everyone
I think a big reason why "children are an oppressed group" gets (wrongly!) read as a "pedophile talking point" is that everyone treats children so terribly that actual child molesters can speedrun winning a kid's trust by like, actually respecting their needs and perspective, at least at first. Which means that the only way out of this mess is for all of us adults to treat children with respect, so that abusers can't use the rareness of that respect as a weapon.
i guess i did say that once yeah âŠ
the âfuck canon everything is made up do whatever you want foreverâ approach to fandom can be fun in small doses but i find that subscribing a little too hard to that attitude can lead to this belief that serious engagement with and analysis of a text is an act of no fun self-flagellation when that couldnât be further from the truth. analysis is literally fun
The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay
The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game
The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney
arguably the funniest genius annotation ever
My personal commission of Cecilos
Put some personal flavor into their character design đ€like the haircut and wearing style XD
Thanks the artist drew them so well just as I imaged đ
I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.
the whole vaccine deal tbh
antidepressants
Yes these are all the work of wizards
december 2nd?? what the fuck. whatâs next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.
and whatâs after the 4th? the 5th??? the minor fall, the major lift????? the baffled king composing hallelujah???????
i love forgetting about this app and then coming back and then leaving again yayyy :]