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[bill-cipher-love-triangle]

**WELCOME, MORTALS!**

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[xelsewherex]

Not sure if anyone else did this, but I wanted a big complete version of Bill’s portrait. So I took some screenshots and reassembled them without Bill in the way.

[stemmmm]

src

[ekko-idk]

Tap for better quality!!

"I felt my sockets start to strain. Any second my tendons would pop, my bones would splinter."

That scene hasn't left my head in days so I drew my interpretation of it :3

[nateobite-deactivated20200525]

so I had a dream

[does-this-character-eat-pussy]

bill cipher from gravity falls

Does Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls eat pussy?

Yes

No

Voting ended onOct 10, 2025

[f0xseven]

this is hilarious but also many people are saying "with what mouth" in response to this and i am delighted to inform you all that his eye IS his mouth

but also he forms a mouth underneath it sometimes

And he also has a...... mouth thats. Lower than that

[f0xseven]

you know what? ok ill actually put my two cents in here

okay, so the general public when they think of bill cipher is gonna consider him male or like, male adjacent. the results of this blog as evidenced by past polls appear to be that if its a man that isnt annoying that exhibits love for a woman (dracula tepes, milo thatch) then people are gonna say yes and if its any other man its probably gonna be no.

so the question is more "is this character annoying enough for you to say no" in which case, yeah, bill cipher does not meet this standard of like, human framed, "would this person know How to eat pussy and would they be an actual decent enough lover to Want to" BUT I DONT THINK THIS METRIC THAT IS BEING APPLIED FOR HUMANS APPLIES AT ALL HERE. does bill give off Guy Who Eats Pussy vibes? hell fucking no. but he IS a weird little alien that all but textually is suggested to Be Into Sex in Some Capacity (for the bit, mostly, i think) and would not have this odd human metric of eating pussy being like… a green flag. like why wouldnt he eat pussy. i would argue, as we KNOW he has a tongue, him eating pussy is infinitely more plausible than any other brand of bill cipher sucking and fucking, aside from the obvious like. monsterfuckery not translateable to human sex stuff

is he GOOD at it? is it PERFECTLY ANALOGOUS TO HOW A HUMAN EATS PUSSY? almost certainly not. BUT THATS NOT THE QUESTION NOW IS IT, ITS WOULD HE.

[kerink]

throwing in my two cents:

bill cipher is a little hedonist and we know he has at least some interest in sex. why wouldn't he eat pussy? is the implication that oral sex is considered a giving act, and the idea is bill doesn't give? because A) oral sex can be as satisfying for the giver as much as it is for the receiver and B) bill is known to bestow gifts on/act generously towards those in his favor or who he's trying to manipulate.

the fact that A) there's a debate and B) humans have hang ups/taboos around eating pussy signal to me that bill would do it if for no other reason than because he does whatever he can to go against the grain/societal norms.

eating pussy is often regarded as "gross" within the general male-identifying zeitgeist. bill works hard to present as male (his clothing, his chosen pronouns, his chosen names, the bodies he chooses to possess), and bill loves things that are considered "gross." i think he'd do it to see what the fuss is about!

so my question is, why would a hedonist that likes to do things others consider strange or disgusting not eat pussy? the only argument i can see being made against it is that he isn't a sexual being, except that we know he is to some capacity. whether he's doing it for himself (e.g., he derives some form of gratification from it) or he's doing it as an act of defiance against social norms or he's doing it as a reward/manipulation i think there's far stronger evidence he would than wouldn't.

also, given how many fanfics feature bill performing fellatio, i wonder why that's considered more acceptable than him eating pussy (i know why). also, how quickly we forget all the cipherwives who loved him very much.

[stump-not-found]

also how tf he pullin so many moms if he dont eat box

[ckret2]

there's a lot of good, thoughtful analysis here of gender dynamics/stereotypes, the underlying human culture assumptions being applied to an inhuman being, and how Bill's overt pursuit of the taboo might manifest in the bedroom

but i'd like to propose that maybe bill eats pussy but it's like this

[f0xseven]

[sixtydegreesthatcomeinthrees]

insane to me that yes is so far behind. this guy?????

come onnnnnn

he may be yellow but he can handle a little pink

just look at this freak. no way he draws the line at eating pussy

[bill-cipher-love-triangle]

Ava Max’s “Sweet but Psycho” and Gnash’s “I Hate U, I Love You” fits well for Stanford and Bill’s relationship.

[procyoren]

You snooze you lose

[nektoshur]

I love them so much they are my world and comfort

[thenyquildriver-deactivated2025]

the statue got me high, the monument of granite sent a beam into my eye

[thesituationship]

@shiningknight117 do not fear, I have not forgotten about spaghetti bill. I am always drawing spaghetti bill.

[tourmalinenoir]

These goofballs

Referenced pic under the cut ⬇️

[a-drawship]

Hi, I hope you don't mind memes referents here

HAHSHSYHSHS OH GOSH!!! THIS TOOK ME BY SURPRISE, THIS IS AMAZING!!!! THIS IS FANTASTIC!!! I LOVE IT!!! 😭💕💕✨️

Someone please take that fork away from Bill and move Teresa a few feet away so I can see him trying to stab her HAHSHAHAH.

[fazfuri]

Wait so if Bill in this AU is actually good then is Ford… evil? Asking bc of the second to last photo in the art dump. Which is an amazing picture btw

That art was an idea me and my friend made with their ford (@/Baked_Toast_ on twt) abt what if Mr Ford is a lil bit more sadistic towards his experiments underneath that sweet nature of his. After all, he showed little to no care about his test subjects before when he's not in deity's presence

(Even eager enough to cut dreamcaptor's ford arm off for science)

[nenoname]

[f0xseven]

The coping bros

[orxinus]

thats my fat old man!!

context: @sexyman-contest-2025

[ryanishyperfixating]

HE WON! HE WON! WE DID IT! HE WON!

IM SO PROUD! HES EARNED IT! HE DESERVES IT!

Thought I’d draw this in the GF style instead of my normal style.

Alt under the cut, due to the news today.