a g u s s

🇦🇷 ♉️ XXII

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[jackdaw-kraai]

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

[mrshamill]

i know what i want, potato, come through for me!

[bill0r2]

potato

[bill0r2]

mood

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[bill0r2]

¿Qué mierda se hace cuando todo ya se está destrozando?

¿Dejamos los corazones? o ¿Los agarramos y corremos?

[allxaboutxthexrhythm]

Random Questions

1. Do you bite or lick ice cream? 2. What is home to you? 3. What was the last lie you told? 4. Does everyone deserve the truth? 5. What is the creepiest toy ever made? 6. Describe a moment in which you did something unacceptable in a bad situation. 7. List two things that are more easily done than said. (No, I didn’t mix them up.) 8. When was the last time you worked really hard to achieve something? 9. How many all nighters have you pulled? 10. If humans didn’t evolve to laugh or smile, how would we express our happiness instead? 11. How many romantic “things” or “flings” have you had? 12. What is your paradise? 13. What is your favorite background noise? (Ex. Water dripping, people talking.) 14. How many hearts do you think you have broken? 15. What is the most important thing about electronics? What does this say about you? 16. Why do people care about celebrities? Do you care about celebrities? 17. What is the most annoying thing someone can do to you? 18. Do you overexaggerate? What are the pros and cons of this? 19. Have you played any instruments before? Which instruments? 20. Do you like taking selfies? Why or why not? 21. List 3 things you like about yourself? 22. What is the best advice someone has ever given you? 23. Do you have what it takes to raise a child? Why or why not? 24. How do you cheer yourself up after a bad day? 25. When was the last time you felt awkward? 26. Are you introverted or extroverted? Or a mixture of both? 27. What constitutes a good friend? 28. Would you rather have a lot of friends to hang out with or just one best friend? 29. In a regular day, what do you not want to hear? 30. What is your dream job? 31. Is it better to be lazy but smart or hardworking but unintelligent? 32. What is a truth about yourself that others find hard to believe? 33. What have you always wondered about the other gender? 34. Which fantasy world would you like to visit the most? 35. Describe the worst friend you have ever befriended. 36. Imagine that you have switched bodies with someone you don’t know. You can’t switch back. What do you do? 37. If you found the recipe for immortality, would you sell it or would you burn it? 38. What is the most important, applicable class you have ever taken? 39. Name the last book you read. 40. Imagine that you are unable to express emotion. How would this affect your world? 41. When was the last time you made the first move? 42. What is your opinion on electronic music such as dubstep or trap? 43. What was the last movie you watched? 44. Do you like and appreciate your life? 45. Do you like and appreciate yourself? 46. When was the last time you cried? 47. What are you scared of? 48. What is the most embarrassing, cringe-worthy thing you have ever done? 49. What are some of your hobbies? 50. What is a superficial yet annoying mistake you constantly make? 51. Are you a good friend? What makes you a good friend? If not, what makes you a bad friend? 52. Do you honestly learn from your mistakes? 53. What have you learned the hard way? 54. What is the most important thing to have in order to attain happiness? 55. Which medium do you use for expressing your artistic emotions? (Singing, writing, etc.) 56. Are you a creative or a logical thinker? 57. What is the smartest thing you have ever done? 58. What is your ideal meal? 59. What is the worst thing someone could do on a date? 60. Do you like animals? Which kind is your favorite? 61. If you could turn one legal thing illegal, what would it be? 62. Do you have any guilty pleasures? 63. What is the best thing that the internet has ever created? 64. Do you like playing video games? Which video games? 65. What is your opinion on beauty in today’s society? 66. Are you a morning person? When do you usually wake up? 67. Do you have a favorite Disney movie? Character? 68. Would you rather live in the city or in the countryside? 69. Would you rather live near the ocean or in the mountains? 70. What are the best things about winter? 71. What scares you most about the future? 72. What makes you feel old? 73. How many hours do you spend on the computer or phone on average? 74. What are some of your New Year’s resolutions? 75. What is your life story in 6 words? 76. Describe yourself in one word. 77. What bad habits do you do? 78. What genre of music do you listen to? 79. Most prominent childhood memory? 80. Imagine if you had an older brother. If you already have one, what is it like? If you don’t, how would this change your life? 81. Spirit animal? 82. Do you believe in horoscopes? 83. What is the worst advice you’ve ever been given? 84. List the 3 most important people in your life right now. 85. Favorite memory of your family. 86. What do you look for in a relationship? 87. Do you have a role model? Why or why not? 88. What is your opinion on social media? 89. Are you a pessimist or an optimist? 90. List some things that you think are overpriced? 91. What is your worst memory or creepiest experience? 92. What superpower would ruin the world? 93. What is something you swore you would never do when you grew up, but you did anyway? 94. What lessons have you learned from movies and which movies were they? 95. If you could travel anywhere, where would you go? 96. How do you approach people? 97. What is your opinion on first impressions? 98. What are some things you did as a child that you no longer do? 99. What languages can you speak? 100. What do you think society will be like in 30 years? 101. What do you do on your lazy days? 102. What ended your last relationship? 103. Favorite food? 104. What is the most terrifying dream you’ve ever had? 105. When was the last time you got seriously angry? 106. What was the last friendship you broke? 107. Do you have any pet peeves? 108. Who was the last person you gave a hug to? 109. When was the last time you got seriously stressed? 110. What part of your personality do you want to change? 111. Who is the most positively influential person in your life right now? 112. What is your biggest motivation? 113. What did you want to be when you were little? 114. What are some things that you are good at? 115. What is one thing you want to be good at? 116. What distracts you the most, especially when you’re trying to work? 117. How important is privacy to you? 118. If you could create one social norm, what would it be? 119. What’s the craziest lie you’ve ever told? 120. What story do you like to tell about yourself at parties? 121. What is the lamest thing that you have seen someone do? 122. What is the stupidest thing you’ve done to impress someone? 123. What is your morning routine? 124. What’s the last thing you did that is worth remembering? 125. If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you? 126. What is your opinion on playing “hard to get?” 127. What are the pros and cons of straightforward? 128. What do you consider “leading” someone on? 129. Are you the friendzoner or the friendzoned? 130. What do you admire most about your friends? 131. What do you admire most about your family? 132. What is your opinion on “going with the flow?” 133. Do you enjoy talking or listening? 134. When is it time to end a friendship? 135. What is the worst excuse you’ve ever come up with? 136. If GPA didn’t matter, what courses would you have taken? 137. What are your favorite baby names? 138. When was the last time you had a deep conversation with someone? 139. What instantly ruins a conversation? 140. Biggest turn ons and turn on offs. 141. Biggest disappointment. 142. Do you have any self-restraint? 143. When did you last do something outside of your comfort zone? 144. Prized possession(s)? 145. What is your opinion on second chances? 146. Text or call? 147. What do you like about the 21st century? 148. What advice would you give to yourself 5 years ago? 149. How organized are you? 150. Favorite mode of transportation.

[wherearethecig4rettes-deactivat]

my quarantine:

netflix

↗ ↘

sleep food

↖ ↙

tumblr

[la-amarillista]

si están haciendo distanciamiento social/cuarentena, les dejo:

un banco de peliculas gratis

una carpeta de google drive con libros de stephen king

una explicación científica de por qué estamos sintiendo ansiedad con la pandemia

[bipscat]

[bill0r2]

💗

[fancytokyo]

✟ 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝟖𝟎'𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐡𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐬  ✟

[bill0r2]

♥️

[bill0r2]

"Si soy capaz de dar todo de mí para amar a alguien, para que se sienta bien y cómoda, ¿Porqué no pasa lo mismo conmigo?"

[psycho-wonderland]

kill your curiosity

[whereiswonderland]

1. Last kiss

2. Last phone call

3. Last text message

4. Last song you listened to

5. Last time you cried

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice

7. Been cheated on

8. Self harmed

9. Lost someone special

10. Been depressed

11. Been drunk and threw up

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

15. Made a new friend

17. Laughed until you cried

18. Met someone who changed you

19. Found out who your true friends were

20. Found out someone was talking about you

26. What did you do for your last Birthday

27. What time did you wake up today

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

32. What are you listening to right now

33. When is the last time you had sex?

34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now

35. Most visited webpage

36. Favorite colour

37. Nicknames

38. Relationship Status

39. Zodiac sign

40. Male or female

41. Primary school

42. Secondary School

43. High school/college

44. Eye color

46. Height

47. Do you have a crush on someone

48. What do you like about yourself

49. Piercings

50. Tattoos

51. Righty or lefty

FIRSTS:

53. First piercing

54. First best friend

55. First hookup

56. First Bestfriend

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating

60. Drinking

61. I’m about to

62. Listening to

63. Waiting for

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?

65. Get married?

66. Career

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes

68. Hugs or kisses

69. Shorter or taller

70. Older or Younger

71. Romantic or spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms

73. Sensitive or loud

74. Hook-up or relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger

77. Drank hard liquor

78. Lost glasses/contacts

79. Had sex

80. Broken someone’s heart

82. Been arrested

83. Turned someone down

84. Cried when someone died

85. Fallen for a friend

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself

87. Miracles

88. Love at first sight

89. Heaven

90. Santa Clause

91. Kiss on the first date

92. Angels

93. How would you label yourself?

94. Someone You Pray Everyday For

95. Did you sing today

96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?

100. Do you like the way you look?

Actually ask me something. Anon or not.

[amity-101-deactivated20190331]

Why not?

[kimozaw]

TAURUS

Zodiac playlist for anon

Taurus (understanding, sincere, artistic)

Spotify (x)

SOULMATE by Lizzo TEARS DRY ON THEIR OWN by Amy Winehouse YOU’VE GOT THE LOVE by Florence + The Machine CELLOPHANE by Fka Twigs GOLDEN HOUR by Kacey Musgraves CIGARETTES DAYDREAM by Cage The Elephant SUNFLOWER by Rex Orange County A WORLD ALONE by Lorde MARCELINE by Willow BODY by Léon HONEY by Kehlani IDLE TOWN by Conan Gray ARE YOU BORED YET? by Wallows, Clairo LET’EM TALK by Kesha

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[bobemmadraws]

reblogging for the fun vibes lol

[miezyslaw-stilinski-deactivated]

Uno, dos, stress

[bill0r2]

puede que esto tenía que pasar ahora porque después iba a ser peor como también puede que tenía que pasar para que nos demos cuenta de cuánto nos hacemos falta entre nosotras.

[leonardo-diego]

ASTROLOGÍA CON DIBUJITOS

2. El mapa natal El mapa natal El círculo del centro La figura de aspectos Los planetas El zodiaco Las casas

[svdtopic]

hola tumblr necesito a alguien para hablar de nuestros mambos