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je-mapelle-labaguette

"Only truly stupid people don't ask questions"

Why are people grossed out by cockroaches? "Well they have cock in the name"

- Functioning adult @therealjacksepticeye , 2026

(Same stream btw)

therealjacksepticeye

A real man can provide wisdom and childlike humour at the flick of a switch! My talents are unmatched

packpack-killkill

Coyote | Sheryl Hester

epicdogymoment

[ID: series of photos of a coyote on a grassy slope. It catches its own tail, rolls around on the grass on its back and catches it again. In the final picture, it's lying on its side with its head up, looking head-on into the camera. /end ID]

Vent poem 11/16/25

Heart ever fickle and whimsical

You've bent and wound up into unrecognizable shapes

Trying to pin you down is like trying to tame a tornado

How many times can you bend without breaking?

Can you still twist and shift and bend after a shatter?

What gives a heart elasticity after it snaps?

You're all stretched out

Frayed edges

Sweat stains

Unusable

#vent #poem #heartbreak

theconcealedweapon

macleod

capitalism is the greatest argument for socialism.

kosmogrl

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

ilynpilled

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

spyndylle

graceashcroft-archive-deactivat

xarph

animentality

bonus:

fishandshesmygills

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

fishandshesmygills

brother dubious

punchesco

"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."

wizardshark

My theory is that this post directly lead to the nefarious eunuch cat posts

hawkeyedflame

i love listening to my fiancée drawing

“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”

she’s so cute djksfh

hst3000

A gift for your fiancee

hawkeyedflame

oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk

hawkeyedflame

happy 2023 my wife is currently making incoherent angry/confused noises because she painted on a layer somewhere several hours ago and now she can’t find which folder she put it into

hawkeyedflame

you guys it’s almost 2025 and wouldn’t you know it, my wife is still painting on the wrong layer

stuckinapril

The most evil person you know is posting about being a people pleaser

stuckinapril

The most evil person you know is posting about kindness and compassion and patience

animentality

hilariabaldwinsspanishaccent

anonymouse5

timeless - deckerstar - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 348

It’s strange that they have eternity now. Chloe thought it would bring her some kind of peace, knowing they’d finally have peace in their lives. They’ve settled into a routine now, her and Lucifer. But there are still times she mourns the time Lucifer missed watching Trixie and Rory grow up, time they’ll never get back. Moments he can’t ever a part of. She doesn’t blame him; she could never.

Sometimes missing Trixie and her life on Earth hurts. Lucifer comforts her through those moments, holding her as she says what she needs to say in a room that’s a near replica his penthouse in L.A. But it’s not his penthouse; it never will be. So sometimes Chloe regrets their decision.

“There’s one thing that’s timeless,” he tells her.

“What?” she asks.

“Us.” he smiles.

It’s supposed to be comforting, but it’s not really. Lucifer can tell and she sees the guilt that flashes in his eyes when she doesn’t reply.

“I could go up sometimes,” he offers. “Provide her company. I wouldn’t be able to take you with me, of course, but…”

He’s offered before and she usually refuses, not wanting to spend time away from him. Now she’s realized that was selfish. Lucifer hasn’t visited Earth since her funeral.

“Yeah,” Chloe says. “I think that’d be good for her.”

“Maybe I can ask Amenadiel for his necklace,” Lucifer tries. “Your her mother; you should be able to see her.”

“Lucifer, it’s past my time. Trixie and I will both have to deal with that. It sucks, but that’s how it is for us humans.”

“Alright. At least— let me deliver a message from you?”

“Just remind her I love her and that I’m so proud of her. Tell me what’s new with her, will you?”

“Of course, Detective.”

Chloe smiles at the old nickname. Old habits die hard.

After that, Lucifer goes up more often to be with Trixie and Rory. In some ways, she thinks it helps him make up for lost time. She knows he regrets their decision as much as her sometimes.