im obsessive

billie/virgo/hufflepuff/she/her

[billies-bookcorner]

i think nick would get really in to asking chatgbt questions until charlie tells him about the environmental impact. he sobs and insists they go do a beach clean up and plant trees so he can atone for his sins against the planet

[mymansmoon]

"I hate you" "no you don't" is a highly common refrain in their relationship, and after they're married the bit gets an upgrade because when person 2 goes "no you don't" they accompany it with a casual flash of the ring on their finger and person 1 melts significantly more than they ever did when they were just boyfriends

[1410-1221-dec2008]

[billies-bookcorner]

Stop Cloning Clark Challenge

Level: Impossible

[cheshirecatlair]

"Who's to say that Fluttershy can't be one of the apostles?"

[userlesbian]

dan and phil cant give advice on being coworkers to lovers because theyre lovers to coworkers

[billies-bookcorner]

Random Stranger: “You guys are too cute, how long have you been together ?”

Shane (staring into Ilya’s soul desperately trying to telepathically communicate): please say something normal, please say something normal

Ilya: “Married for a year now, dating for 4, fucking for 10”

Shane: “What the hell Ilya!”

Ilya: “What? You don’t like when I say lovers, I find new word, you hate new word too”

[alex-victoires-version]

Something I wish more heated rivalry fans were aware of is pre season games. More importantly, that Ottawa and Montreal play each other for the pre season. Which means the first Ottawa vs Montreal game after Shane signs with the centaurs is a game that will have zero consequences and will not affect their playoff chances in the long run at all. Ilya Rozanov is spending that entire fucking game in the sin bin

[sammie-winchester]

Id love to say im supergirls biggest fan but that award goes to superman

[angelltheninth]

This is the second time Lois was drawn like this lmao, also love the rainbow

[shanehollanderjpg]

i'm always, forever, running back to you

spring into summer – lizzy mcalpine

[cliff-marleaus-left-toe]

I have this headcanon where in an alternative universe Ilya had a moment of insight at the beginning of their hookups so when The Raiders asked where he was going instead of saying he was gonna see Montreal Jane he was like 'I am gonna see my close personal friend Shane Hollander we are gonna eat takeout and play videogames in his house he is my best friend actually.' And the Raiders were like, 'Yeah, right.' But he kept the bit, and every time they were in Montreal, he told the Raiders he was meeting Shane, and the rivalry was just league PR bullshit. They never truly believed him, but it didn't really matter at the time. And When they were eventually at the cottage and Shane told Ilya his plan Ilya was like 'Do not be mad but I have been telling Raiders you are my best friend and every time we play monteral I come to see you to play videogames and eat takeout for years and they never belived me so there is still plusably denibility but if you wanna launch a friendship we dont have to wait or built up I already laid the groundwork.' And Shane is in his head like 'I am gonna marry this man.' So they announce the charity the same summer and the raiders are like 'well shit he was telling the truth.' And since Ilya did lay the groundwork, when the media asks them about Ilya and Shane's 'have been friends the whole time' narrative, the Raiders are like, 'Yeah, he told us they were friends; we just didn't believe him.' Which makes the public opinion on their friendship largely positive but doesn't really change the overall timeline all that much just gives them some room to be publicly affectionate and kind of takes the heat off the fanmail gate bc instead of the public thinking it was an enemies-to-lovers hot sex in hotel rooms 9-year situationship with messy breakups and hookups in between they think it was a slow-burn friends-to-lovers situation filled with yearning and Queer self discovery which is more palatable to the public.

[hereweareinthedark]

Dan and Phil: we had gay sex

phandom: ok

Dan and Phil: we kissed

phandom: cool

Dan and Phil: with cat whiskers

phandom: WHAT

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[ticklefighthockey]

I still think it’s so funny that shane was assigned gay by rose landry and his reaction was WHEW! thank god someone else decided that for me. anyway I’m off to get my man I can sense that he’s making bad decisions in a club somewhere

[ldnpoetsclub-deactivated2024042]

the way alex and henry radiate comfort is truly astounding

[bittebleib-bittebleib]

Do you ever [Should I tell you that when we’re apart, your body comes back to me in dreams? That when I sleep, I see you, the dip of your waist, the freckle above your hip, and when I wake up in the morning, it feels like I’ve just been with you, the phantom touch of your hand on the back of my neck fresh and not imagined? That I can feel your skin against mine, and it makes every bone in my body ache? That, for a few moments, I can hold my breath and be back there with you, in a dream, in a thousand rooms, nowhere at all?] go fucking feral