JARVIS, drop my needle.

The name is Tony Stark. I'm sure you've heard of me. I am also Iron Man.

[angstmemes]

Reblog if your muse has had a near death experience.

[reinbow-glasses]

Will somebody please torture my muse with random uncomfortable questions for my own entertainment? Thanks.

[themissadventuress-deactivated2]

[tony-wtf]

For Iry, she ask some stony fluff =)

[ilyrobertdowneyjr]

[iwantcupcakes]

Current sexuality:

[knightzoned]

Why are you all so surprised that your favorite celebrities say shitty stuff when so do all of you, regularly, without realizing it, just like everyone does

[therealsongbirddiamondback]

FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE?!  I thought they were exactly like how they are seen in the films!

[iwantcupcakes]

This nerd is smirking his way (further) into my heart.

[iwantcupcakes]

He’s so freaking cute, holy shit.

[postllimit]

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

[scriptscribbles]

Twelve in the teasers:

Twelve in reality:

[billiondollarsuperhero]

I feel like the same could be said for Ultron sort of.

[misandry-mermaid]

Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex.  Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom to pee, even if it doesn’t feel like you need to, because even a little pee can flush out the bacteria and prevent a UTI.  I didn’t know about this and I got a UTI from my first time, and it was super awful and uncomfortable and unfortunately even those with good sex education rarely learn info like this.  I want everyone with a vagina to know how to prevent it because UTIs suck hard.  That is all.

[ilvalentinos]

1918 - 2018; [ l i s t e n ]

songs for steve to die to.

[luosong]

if only I have a time machine

[mrjiongs]

Tony shows Steve their new home.(BY-NC-ND)

[stonyinspiration]

I love it!

[kaciart]

danamercury said: Stevetony sleeping!!

[amandafiske-deactivated20220404]

Maps showing how Americans feel about different states

(x)

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

Man everybody really hates Texas.

[ripple-instillwater]

Why so many people hate jersey tho

[quadpen]

The real housewives

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell