Hey Avventuriero!

icon by @ratcorb

[telltaletypist]

racists after tumblr banned #racism

[billlboardbig]

i am having a blast

[ryebreadedd]

pov im like 14 again

[ryebreadedd]

SO ERM.

[desmoxytesgone4evermovedxoxo]

ultrakill moodboard

[thyrell]

id like to play a game. on social media, you posted that youd "rather die than smoke loud before noon." before you is a gram of my heaviest couchlock shit - fail to smoke a bowl of it before the clock strikes 12, and the device strapped to your chest will drive a spike through each of your lungs. cough and ill be a total dick about it the rest of the sesh

[throwupgirl]

i hope this site never gets deleted

[cycheis]

Snippets from a painting in progress, jack my beloved

[thewaltenfiles3]

@invasive: a lot 70’s fashion was really colorful ^_^ jack himself was wearing a red suit, so maybe you could draw him in other vivid pieces?

ok so martin said that jack only owns dark suits that have no patterns on them but i think felix would love stuff like that so he would make jack try them on anyways when they go shopping together or whatever and try to convince him to buy at least one suit that isnt either black or some sort of shade of gray hshsdhf

[venusianphase]

[pukicho]

Don’t mind me just shooting green aura into your eyes as you read this auaaauhuaaaaaaaaaaauauauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaauaauuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuuauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[thefakedirtt]

don’t fucking heal me

[pukicho]

Oh god you wish this green shit healed

[kvothe-kingkiller]

bethesda Wishes they could do environmental storytelling this good 

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[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

hows the streaming selection on tuvi? what about gigi? vumbi and pubu? tobi? Guvu?

[roboticoperatingbud]

fucked up in the crib watching tubi

[automatonknight]

[yungflowergirl]

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

im literally dating this girl this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

[gay-slime]

Me: farming

The HD texture pack villager watching me “steal” his crops again:

[android1000]

me butt ass naked choosing a song before i step in the shower

[grosezero]

Holy SHIT do not do this. Do NOT actually listen to music when in the shower. The water and moisture in the air will be electrified by the audio waves and it kills your brain like snake venom 

[grosezero]

Sorry for my image