Storn Dinker

[maykitz]

a headache will literally give you 3 million mental illnesses until the ibuprofen kicks in

[coughloop]

[boxheadpaint]

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

[boxheadpaint]

[spidermanifested]

Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024

[fibrefox]

Paused King of the Hill on an interesting frame

[xintract]

[onemillionfurries]

[definitely-not-several-bugs]

The spell master: God damn it, where on earth is my magic crystal ball????

The suspiciously hungry and round bug:

[tim-dennis]

Sandwich Tern diving at Sunset

[thememedaddy]

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[avantgarden-er]

Hey can you guys post in big font today i’m trying to drive

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[stupidpetface]

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[toskarin]

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

[savobonnie]

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

[toskarin]

the pudding contains a biological element

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…