The truth behind behinds! Maybe?!?

Hey there. Just your friendly everyday superhero here to debunk the truth! Your facts aren't always facts you know!!!

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[billnyethescienceslie]

On the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start cryin

[billnyethescienceslie]

[billnyethescienceslie]

You can’t spell friendship with out the letters “F-R-E-S-H,” so stay fresh my niggas

[uswrreeee0101919191919190101010]

[livingabovetherest-deactivated2]

Ima reblog this again because it’s really important

[arcardeofloneliness]

Go best friend

[billnyethescienceslie]

I know it's a science blog, but this is how I feel. It's hard to find someone I like who wants a relationship like this

[ponvboy-deactivated20140316]

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

[mitocumdria]

he left because he got injured..

[ponvboy-deactivated20140316]

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

[rainbowcubone]

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

[ponvboy-deactivated20140316]

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

[billnyethescienceslie]

The rainbow being a promise that god won't flood the earth again would definitely have not calmed me down at all. There are an almost infinite number of things he could do. If it was me I would have flaming boomboxes blaring "checkmate" rain from the sky.

[billnyethescienceslie]

Why is there a 'd' in fridge but not refrigerator?

[billnyethescienceslie]

Piglets are cute but pork is delicious. Life presents many tough choices.

[billnyethescienceslie]

I wish someone thought of me the way the Charmin bears think about taking a shit.

[quack-likeaduck]

making out? nah. i’m better at freaking out.

[billnyethescienceslie]

It's more of a sequential thing with me

[billnyethescienceslie]

Gets kidnapped and put into some kinda death game

Voice over intercom: You have 1 hour to find the exit to the room before it kills you. Me: Can you crank it down to like 5 mins?

[billnyethescienceslie]

In The Matrix, Neo underwent a metamorphosis when he met a Morpheus.

[billnyethescienceslie]

Sorry I haven't been active guys. I've been studying the creatures of our ancient past and believe I've found the missing link when dinosaurs evolved into modern day birds!!!

[billnyethescienceslie]

I keep forgetting you guys also like memes, or basically exist for that matter...

[indigospoons]

Gay science is cool