I have nothing smart to say

Ben - 25 - Married - UK - Retail

[tlotrgifs]

[ericscissorhands]

Female Characters Appreciation: The Landlady, Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

“Fat woman, my ass! Axe Gang, my ass! Boss, my ass!  Bills, my ass! Same side, my ass!  Snake, my ass!”

[shock]

completely serious, tumblr should’ve been 16+ to begin with anyway. tumblr was incredibly detrimental to my mental health before i was an adult long enough to navigate it much differently. if you’re under 16 i would take this chance to engage with your interests & peers in a different and more constructive, positive way. 

[thejakelikesonions]

The smell of bread.

[orochislayer]

me: oh boy i cant wait to go adventuring in the hit game skyrim :)

skyrim npc: You There! Go To Bitch Motherfucker Redoubt For Me And Slay The Zombies Draugr Within And I Shall Reward You Handsomely With 35 Gold And A Beer

Quest Added: Lost Secrets of Bitch Motherfucker Redoubt

[iztdm]

Major Infinity War Spoiler Footage Leaked

[lotrlorien]

middle-earth meme [1/6 friendships]  ➳  boromir & the hobbits ♥

[cisyphus-deactivated20140730]

Slurs are not oppressive because they are offensive, they are oppressive  because slurs by nature of being slurs draw upon certain power dynamics  to remind their target of his/her/their vulnerability in a certain relation to power and as an extension of that, to threaten violence and exploitation of that vulnerability.

[kalpansh]

THANK YOU

[justsomeantifas]

look, I’m not against veganism, I don’t give a shit what you eat, I just think we should focus our energy on changing how nations and corporations act, rather than policing individual people’s diets. Individual people’s diets will change when they’re structurally able to change them.

[it8bit]

Deadpool 2: A New Hero is Born - Peter

Gif by Manolo Saviantoni

[wickoff]

valkyrie wasn’t in infinity war because she would have chugged an entire bottle of jet fuel and ripped the infinity gauntlet off with her bare hands and then the movie would have been over

[shingojira]

god i hope first party sony developers recreating gifs becomes a trend

[thevelvetgoldmine]

[hashtagloveloses]

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

[arthicat]

Can someone explain this to me?

[thescotchinthenorth-deactivated]

They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.

[lmaonade]

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

[elektranatchios]

“Firstly I thought, it was kind of like a joke, but then [fans] were trying to figure out my qualifications for being a Disney princess. And I think they just kind of owned it. And if they owned it and they celebrated it, I was like, okay, that’s it, I’m a Disney princess. So they kinda gave me the label, so I’m claiming that. I’mma take it! Dammit, I’m a Disney princess!” — Letitia Wright 

[penny-anna]

In LOTR the word ‘man’ is only used for human men so now I’m imagining like

Someone: are you a man or a woman?

Pippin: I’m a hobbit

Someone: but what’s in your trousers

Pippin: mostly snacks

[penny-anna]

#dont think he knows the gender binary is a myth pip