So why do you think you are suited to this position?
What are your achievements so far?
What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?
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Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.

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So why do you think you are suited to this position?
What are your achievements so far?
What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?
Itâs pumpkin season guise.
FEED THE PUMPKINS
i donât need to say it
donât say anything. just reblog this if youâre thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture
Honestly it didnât make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.
WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD
Iâm just gonna add this:
dog:
thereâs a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! thereâs a fucking lama!
PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HEâS SO PERPLEXED
how does golbat close its mouth?????
Blink and youâll miss it, because it covers itâs face with itâs wings, but Golbat closes itâs mouth in pokemon stadium. Â
Itâs like the top right, except it has an underbite, not an overbite.
âmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmâ
WE ALL KNOW THAT EMOTION
UNMUTE THIS
Iâm the dog
My emotion right now is this dog.
the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a casualty.
when youre in the shower and someone flushes the toilet
My Chemistry teacher did this the first day of class with a coke can, a hotplate, and a basin of water. I have never forgotten the scientific principles behind it, and hereâs why.
There were 20-something of us in the classroom, all dying of sleep deprivation since it was the first day back to school, first class of the day. Mr. Moses was that teacher you werenât sure how to deal with. I mean, the manâs name was Noah Eugene Moses, for starters. He drove a Harley to school, but also drove the bus. He had giant cokebottle glasses and a doofy mustache with shaggy ex-Beatles hair. He always wore suspenders and a grease-stained t-shirt because he had a potbelly and taught the shop/electrical classes. He wasnât even really lecturing; he was throwing in tidbits of the syllabus in the midst of bad jokes and fun stories. We were all a bit nervous, because none of us had taken a class from him before, but his tests were legendaryânobody had ever made it out with an A (until I did, but thatâs another story for another time and involves a really awesome bet and some hair cutting scissors).
Well, as we were fighting to stay awake, and attempting to take notes of whatever he was talking about, he was pacing around the room from here to there, straightening things and moving stuff. He was very scatterbrained, and it was easy to tell from how he kept forgetting where he put his coke. Turns out, that was just a ruse. He had the can filled with just a tiny bit of water, and the things he was moving around were stacks of papers and books hiding the hot plate and water basin. So he set his coke can down onto the hot plate, continued talking loudly enough so we wouldnât hear the water boiling, and then knocked it over really fast into the water basin.
BANG!!!!!!!!
Three girls fell out of their seats, one dude swore so violently Iâm pretty sure the devil himself cringed, everyone at least jumped and screamed, and I actually broke my pen in half.
See, with rapid decompression comes a vacuum, and with a vacuum comes a rushing of air that creates a massive sound. Think âthunderâ. Thatâs the same principle behind it. His little tiny coke can of steam into a bucket of ice water, and we had a bang so loud the band teacher came in from across the hall to see âwhat was exploding today.â To which Mr. Moses responded, âNothing, it imploded. Explosions are chapter 3.â
And thatâs when I knew it was going to be the best class ever.
Listen, Josh is fed the fuck up.
Local news does not give any fucks lmao
But wait! They got him a shirt!
I left the library at 6am and have no memory of making this video and I donât understand it but this is why you donât pull all-nighters kids
College kids be like
College life
JESUS CHRIST
âIâm a horrible fatherâ
THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE
AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK
The girl in the middle is just like âDamn it, Dad.â