Tales From a Thousand Mile Magical Forest

Welcome! This is a blog run by the Binghamton University LARP Club. Our adventurers find themselves in a lawless land known as Binturia. Will you join the Party and see what lies ahead...?

[michellezhuli]

[paladin-lynx]

@binturians

[hungry-skeleton]

If the DM is 15 minutes late we're legally allowed to level up

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

if the players are 15 minutes late I’m legally allowed to add a mimic table into the tavern

[paladin-lynx]

@binturians

[binturians]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[binturians]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[probablybadrpgideas]

Every time you use the word “door” in descriptions, say it in a needlessly sensual voice while winking.

Refuse to acknowledge this

[resplendent-ragamuffin]

@binturians the old days

[probablybadrpgideas]

Every time you use the word “door” in descriptions, say it in a needlessly sensual voice while winking.

Refuse to acknowledge this

[resplendent-ragamuffin]

@binturians the old days

[someemochick]

[paladin-lynx]

@binturians

[r00ib0s]

how people imagine support dnd classes: uwu don’t worry guys, i’m gonna use all my spell slots to heal you, love u sweetbuns 4ever, gonna make some camomile later and sing u a song 

 actual support classes: <casts hold person> get his ass

[paladin-lynx]

@binturians

[prokopetz]

“Look, a shooting star!”

“I’ll pass.”

“What?”

“Wizards can’t wish on shooting stars. Or anything else, really.”

“Why not?”

“That’s how it works. The price for learning magic is that you become responsible for your own magic. No more lucky breaks, no more synchronicity, no more spontaneous moments of quiet wonder – you have to do it all yourself. And in exchange, you get to shoot fireballs out of your hands.”

“… was it worth it?”

“Fuck yes.”

[paladin-lynx]

@binturians

[jaubaius]

You had me at Bear Cat (sound on)

[14-lizards-in-a-trenchcoat]

I’ve held a binturong many times, and yes, they do frequently accidentally strangle their handlers. They’re also little chaos demons who can, and will, use all of their intelligence and willpower to make your life as difficult as possible, and get great joy out of doing so. They have the personality of a raccoon with an increased physical ability for mischief making due to their claws and tail.

Also they smell like oddly musty popcorn and will make you smell like oddly musty popcorn for the rest of the day.

[pomrania]

If you can’t have the sound on, for whatever reason, it’s just the guy talking about binturongs; but the most relevant bit is “they have a very strong prehensile tail, so they can use those to grab tree branches, or choke their handler”.

[mlq1516]

@binturians

[otherwindow]

[paladin-lynx]

@binturians

[un-cerebro-hambriento]

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

[memeseverdie]

PREMIUM CONTENT

[memeseverdie]

I FOUND MORE

[sentry-34]

Well damn

[kenkuarchive]

WAIT THERE ARE MORE

[paladin-lynx]

@binturians

[but-first--tea]

[paladin-lynx]

@binturians

[prokopetz]

A D&D party is just half a dozen people who each think of themselves as the only adult in the room.

[lawfulgoodness]

I appreciate the sentiment, but has any bard, sorcerer, or barbarian ever considered themselves the only adult?

[whispered-sparks]

Considers themself the only adult: Cleric, Monk, Paladin, Wizard

Knows they’re maniacs (will not stop): Barbarian, Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock

Depends on the day tbh: Druid, Fighter, Ranger, Rogue

[lawfulgoodness]

This is the kind of content I’m here for.

[paladin-lynx]

@binturians

[dndgoth]

isn’t this essentially what a dungeon master is at its core

[paladin-lynx]

@binturians

[needsmorewlw]

everyones first dnd character: creative design, base line personality leaving room for development, meticulously thought out background with an angsty past thrown in for spice.

every character after that: "hey everyone this is my new bastard. their personality is that theyre stupid and gay and their goal is to get gayer." name is likely a bad pun, entirely improvised.

[paladin-lynx]

@binturians

[blackboard-monitor]

dnd is like

DM: here is this beautiful world i have lovingly crafted for you, full of magic and wonder

players: cool thanks

players: we will use it for fuckery

[paladin-lynx]

@binturians