trash™

Theo, he/him. Way too tired to be only 25. I like animated stuff. VOX SIMP

[poltoreveur]

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

[marinscos]

passion dies

[petitprincess1]

Christian Borle singing VOX DEI! He fucking DEVOURED this recording! It brings me back to when Disney made real villains. God, this is so awesome! Also, love how this reinforces the fact that Vox needs others since he copied Lu.

[nepofledgling]

funniest nbc hannibal moment when you think about it is when fbi profiler will graham’s boss at the fbi asked him if he wanted to run away with the cannibal the fbi was trying to catch and he was like part of me will always want to. he said that to his boss

[wildspringday]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[skopostheorie]

An important article for all to read

[skopostheorie]

Boy where did the fucking article go

[skopostheorie]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[arospacecase-moved]

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

[thesadboisguidetolife]

Hows this?

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Perfect

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2017-2018 Subaru Forester

[camaraderierhinoceros]

I love it here.

[gayofthefae]

Using this post on everything forever this bullshit comes up so much 😭

[blitzwhore]

Hazbin Hotel as textposts part 13/? - Season 2, week 4!

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13

[tailofalastor]

'You're so kawaii 🥰' ass giggle...

[serializing]

[muchmorethanmoney]

Can’t get over how obvious it is that Alastor has a strong favoritism for Vox

He kills overlords without rhyme or reason, but he leaves alive the one who is actually a thorn in his side. Vox does a whole shibari musical number on him and Alastor calls him a creep… for putting his hands on people’s shoulders. He doesn’t remember the name nor the face of a guy he supposedly fought twenty times, but he remembers Vox’s compliments from 70-ish years ago word for word. He wipes his hands after touching other people but he grabs Vox and even pulls him close. He can’t stand physical touch but he, the big bad Radio Demon, used to bear it for him when they were friends. He claims Vox is the one who needs him, the only one who was impacted by their falling out, then he creates a whole plan that verges on him knowing Vox down to his mannerisms. He calls Vox obsessed, but he poses for Voxtech cameras, finds any occasion to piss off Vox. He calls Vox every name in the book, but he puts no real conditions on his deal with him, because apparently he still trusts him to not take things too far even after 70 years of fighting.

Like don’t get me wrong, Vox is a creep! But he’s definitely Alastor’s favorite creep. I think that the only one who really saw this was Valentino.

And the funniest part is that Vox could see it too so easily if only he wasn’t so self absorbed and stuck in his own pain

[cyclopssun]

i let you know me, see me

and then you went and ruined it

you know who else is from the east coast?.. you know who else is a cannibal?… you know who else sees his love interest as a supernatural stag? um-you know who else is doomed yaoi?

[hazbin-hotel-accurate-ish-quotes]

*When Velvette was new to the Vees*

Vox, teaching her: Rule one of the Vees: use whatever tools or tricks necessary to stay ahead of your enemies

Vox: Rule two: never give out free information

Vox: Rule three: even though teamwork can be important, or whatever, if you're sure you can handle something, do it

Vox: Got all that?

Velvette, writing "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss" in her notes: Yeah, yeah, sure

[sortashrimp]

Now with color! (WIP)

[artntoons]

I think he's legit my favorite character from the show. The man is goofy as hell lol

[vrawliney]

i have nothing to say