Bruhhhh

honestly idk anymore // amazing icon by @yaxxm

[xanaxfarts]

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[letslipthehounds]

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

[xuune]

i’ve been lost in your gaze, constant fogs in your way 

[sequel to this drawing] 

do not repost, reblog only

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[moringmark]

[teaboot]

Not to be rhe ten millionth person to say “USAmerican President Donald Trump Is An Incoherent Public Speaker Whose Train Of Thought Can Be Best Described As Scat Jazz” but I just remembered that when he talks at international events it is several dozen people’s job to translate what he’s saying and what he intends to say to world leaders in real time

And I desperately wish to hear how they do it

[teaboot]

If anyone reading this isn’t fluent enough in English to understand the sentences that man says, please know that he has essentially mixed a number of adjectives and topics together in a hat and is pulling them out at random like a horrible children’s game

[teaboot]

Like that waxy jaundiced bitch will straight up be like “J'étais sur internet l'autre jour – internet, la plus grande invention américaine. Et la Chine a “internet aussi. Pas un bon internet, pas comme le mien, j'ai un internet formidable. Les gens me disent : « Donald, ton internet est génial ! » On adore l'internet de Donald. Mais la Chine… Chine, Chine, Chine… Vous savez qu'ils mangent des oiseaux ? C'est terrible. J'adore les oiseaux. La Chine mange des oiseaux. Pas comme nous. Pas comme mes oiseaux. Mais vous savez, c'est comme ça, et c'est terrible. Mais voilà ce que je vais faire : je vais sauver les oiseaux. Je vais sauver internet et sauver les oiseaux. Tous ces magnifiques oiseaux. Pour l'Amérique. Et la Chine va nous détester pour ça. Ils vont nous détester parce qu'on est les meilleurs sur oiseaux”. And people will lose their minds

[angryraptor13]

International translators have had this problem for A While - if they *don't* clean up what he says to sound coherent, they look like they're doing a bad job.

Why is difficult to translate Donald Trump? Trumpslation explained.

Explore Trump translation challenges, tips for interpreters, and 2025 strategies for accurate political translation and Trumpslation success

[teaboot]

oh my god

[freckles-a-constellation]

There was a scandal in Poland because one translator decided to translate him accurately, tone, vocabulary level and word salad tangents and all. Polish conservatives who don't speak English and previously only heard smoothed out translations that sounded coherent and used big words were up in arms about how the translator was "inserting her political agenda", "mocking him", "exaggerating", "purposefully trying to make him look bad" and "incredibly unprofessional". I listened to the translation in question. It was literally just accurate.

[charliewrites99]

Calling Adult!Zukka a "Welcome-back-Klance" which was the original "Welcome-back-Zukka" is like if someone was reincarnated into a person who had a suspiciously similar life to their previous one, died and then got reincarnated as the corpse from his first life, which has now been necromanced.

[bitchautism]

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

[glader-angel]

and suddenly i remember the poll one of the official atla accounts did on people's favorite ship, which zukka won

[sabertoothwalrus]

[sabertoothwalrus]

[krystalmelodie]

📷🏔🚗 "Kacchan chose a mountain that would be easy for All Might to climb and took us there~"

[phantomrose96]

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.

[phantomrose96]

"TikTok Instagram Youtube-Shorts Share-Your-Whole-Life Influencer Social-Media Online Online Online" it cannot affect me. I was already a weird online 16-year-old all so many years ago. You cannot grab me raw and unfortified with these poisons. I inoculated myself when glomping was a thing. I am still on Tumblr making text poasts.

[creekfiend]

looking for a suit for ship for a friend's wedding and omg omg the people on r/mensfashionadvice are joyless schmucks they're all like "a three piece suit in linen is nonsensical" "olive green is a weird choice for a suit" and on and on and on akskshdhdjff what a nightmare. do any of you ever have fun I'm just curious

[creekfiend]

I saw them give a guy who wanted a more casual looking suit that he could dance in the advice that "buying it in beige and wearing a light blue shirt and loafers will make it read more casual" ok thank you. now can you give advice that isn't for WASPs 🔫

[creekfiend]

I feel this feeling toward these guys that is like unto a predatory insect that longs to hollow them out and consume their juices. I'm going to go to their houses and scare them. give me your suit budget if you're not going to do anything interesting with it

[creekfiend]

"that would stand out too much at a wedding but you could wear it to a horse race" normal things that normal people who aren't rich weirdos say

[creekfiend]

Get On Their Level 🔫

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“I feel this feeling toward these guys that is like unto a predatory insect that longs to hollow them out and consume their juices” you are so fucking dreamy I’m obsessed with you

[krystalmelodie]

Happy Birthday Izuku Midoriya! 🥳

[local-idi0t]

kataang shippers are beefing with zutara shippers, zutara shippers are beefing with kataang shippers and zukka shippers are being fed with their crumbs. guys. we're so back

[is-bakugou-alive-yet]

Promo sketch by Akira Iwamoto for Light Fades to Rain

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[sharper-and-bigger]

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

[soaked-doors]

*romance dawns your trio* celebrating the end of the semester with these fools