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[dwarfwithadoohickey]

I for one am very upset the GOP is concealing Mitch McConnells condition. How the fuck am I supposed to treat his deathday as a holiday if they're obfuscating when it even happened? I have a bbq to plan damnit

[lordpenguin]

While i’m sure this whole thing about Elon Musk agreeing that Mel Gibson could create an “historically accurate” Odyssey movie is rage bait… imagine asking the guy who didn’t put a bridge in Braveheart for the battle of Stirling Bridge to make an historically accurate film.

This is but one transgression I would be concerned about.

[mafuyuh]

little guys in ghibli movies

[raisinchallah]

when your erotica ends with a bibliography of works cited

[serhiasilverdawn]

[deaadcrush]

HE STEPPED ON HIS FINGIES AND THEYRE HOLDING HANS

[biowill]

Blacklist only won by one evade at the WCT PRO 2GO Euro Championship Final with Blacklist vs UGen #RIPAndy #RealFansKnowTheTruth

[biowill]

TRUTH!!!! these tags deserve to be seen #DTRorBust

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[scrib-jerky]

Sungrass and Fireweed - Searing Gorge

[entnoot]

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳-𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘳𝘥 / 𝘉𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 / 𝘈𝘯' 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘷'𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘶𝘳'𝘥 / 𝘛𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯

[phleb0tomist]

so many people ive known have pushed themselves to burnout trying to deny their disabled reality, skipping accommodations, skipping rests etc. and the world convinces them that the solution to their burnout is to push even harder. it’s a huge tragedy. i know social pressures make it tough but i want more disabled people to make things easier for themselves where possible, to opt out of things that harm them when possible, to quit while they’re ahead. be that person today! protect yourself where you can! take micro breaks while doing your hobby. get that shower chair. sit to brush your teeth. lie down in the middle of the day, even if only for 5 mins. these things add up and it’s so worth it.

[phleb0tomist]

happy disability pride month! ACCOMMODATE YOURSELF TODAY!

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[quericus]

I could be the monkeys to your circus.

[callisthea]

Icy journey ❄️

[lookashiny]

(via [ 〄 ] 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚒)

[dwarfwithadoohickey]

it's so hard being a stoner fuckup with an anxious and responsible personality. I went to a rave and told the guy running it his lighting arrangement had created a tripping hazard smh.

[hylian-prosecutor]

Tell me how I'm supposed to focus on "important things" when sumer is icumen in lhude sing cuccu groweþ sed and bloweþ med and springþ þe wde nu sing cuccu sing cuccu