BiPolarBear

Sup, I'm tye and I'm 25. I'm a writer and gamer. all personal posts are tagged under captains log or Demi gay files. Got a question shoot me an ask. If you wanna just chat feel free to message me, I have no life.

[scarlettjane22]

Maureen Noce Photography

[foxaes]

My body is Not a temple. it is a thermos. for soup

[luisonte]

Tus pelotas ahí

[mythigal1966]

It's a beautiful day in the tiger cage, and you are a horrible goose...!

[icewolf27]

@skiplo-wave​

[skiplo-wave]

Who will win

Two apex predators

Or

One Goose creating trouble

[science70]

Star Wars vaccination promotion poster (U.S. Department of Health, Education, and Welfare / Public Health Service / Center for Disease Control, 1977).

[cosmik-homo]

[ID: a plaster showing R2-D2 and C3-P O standing idly in a room with control panels around them on the walls. The text of the poster is written in bubble letters from a very 70’s front.

The Top text above the image reads: ‘Parents of earth, are your children fully immunized?’

The bottom text reads: ‘Make sure-

Call your doctor or health department today.

And may the force be with you.’

/End ID]

[starfleetacademy]

So this comment section on a tiktok about insane things people ask at aquariums is a goldmine

[despazito]

I call this collection "if its got a neck, some Victorian's put it in a yoke"

[despazito]

[trolltales]

Nøkken by Theodor Kittelsen

in it’s true form and disguised as a white horse

[dankmemeuniversity]

[retrogamingblog2]

Crochet Pokemon made by Beatrice Gröger

[dankmemeuniversity]

[psychoticrambling]

[popsunner]

Common misconception is that Fred is the leader of the gang because he’s cool and popular. The reality is that he’s the one with a car

[scarlettjane22]

Pictorial Tales Photography

[scarlettjane22]

Pictorial Tales Photography

[rogersandclarke]

whenever a man goes down to the river in a song you know it’s gonna be a problem.

[hazeldomain]

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

[hazeldomain]

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

[brainsforbabyjesus]

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

[hazeldomain]

MAGNIFICENT

[readysetyeet]

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

[devilboyblues]

"my stepdad's wife"

[helepikolik]

@sapphic-sargent your tags omg

You are doing God’s work

[twyrine]

THE SWORD IN THAT LAST REBLOG IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS

[official-johnny-joestar]

Oh 50 Strength gotcha

[stimman4000]

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[kiir-bee]

[m-dreamer-is-trans-inclusive]

*From a second story window* IT'S THAT FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY AGAIN!

[krystal-prisms]

I've seen real lamps less realistic than that fucking chocolate guy's lamp, he made a lamp that is more lamp than some lamps