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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

mattheuphonium-blog

fabulous

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

Dragon Heritage Post

thoughts on polyamory?

thanks for asking! first of all, I think love is weakness by another name and you should be killing everyone with your demon blade

toskarin

the reading comprehension on this site is awful. the true power is in the demon blade. that's how it kills everyone.

beanbagbuddies4life

The magic of a scorching summer evening

#dragons #beanie babies #scorch #scorch the dragon #magic #magic the dragon #nostalgia

peacozy

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

memewhore

britney

it's

bitch

yiffmaster

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

systemofcolor-deactivated201610

my xkit makes it the old format so

#stupid but funny

szeretemacheddart

stromuprisahat

Následky třiceti let dabování Slováků...

dramatic-dolphin

hehe here you go

[in Slovak] "good day."

[in Czech] "sorry, I don't understand Slovak"

[in Czech now] good day. [literally one letter of difference]

"oh, good day! how are you?"

I miss the times when you didn’t ridicule or condemn what we used to love together.

#personal #ijw2fd

beardedmrbean

There's a lesson here

theunusualchameleon

@is-the-snake-video-cute

What the hell? Is this normal? Is the snake ok?

is-the-snake-video-cute

Thanks for tagging me!

So, this isn't good, and it's not normal, but this is something that can happen in even healthy snakes, with a few big qualifiers. This only really happens on ophiophagus (snake-eating) snakes, like this kingsnake, and it happens because they think they smell food and wind up biting themselves. This snake happened to bite at just the right angle to swallow their tail, and as they kept going, any pain they felt was dismissed as being from their "prey" biting them.

This snake is probably okay. As you can see in the video, they let go as soon as some hand sanitizer got in their mouth - snakes hate the smell and taste of the stuff.

Situations like this are very rare. This snake's keeper did the right thing - it looks like they brought them to to the vet based on the table, and some hand sanitizer got them to let go with no issues.