just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad
The CIO at my community college drives a cybertruck. It's colored with a red-green gradient using the worst shade of both colors you could possibly imagine that somehow look worse together. On the back is a decal that says 'cybertruck' in a font that's probably supposed to look like blood but comes off a lot more like someone smeared it with jelly.
All this gives you a pretty good idea of the guy's personality, but every single professor in the technical building will gladly complain about him at length. He gutted the CAD lab to make an "AI research and learning center".
Really we should cut out the middleman and airbrush "I am a dingus" on the side of every cybertruck as it comes out of the factory.
