I exist, and that's someone else's problem.

Probably a real living person, but not big on sharing. Just another queer, autistic young adult . They/Them please.

[isdonaldtrumpdeadyet]

on the 4th, donald trump is going to be giving a 2hr long speech outdoors during a heat wave. heat stroke can happen within less than 20 minutes if the conditions of the weather and the person’s health are bad enough. so what im saying is.. if he keels over from heat stroke, i wont be surprised.

Sun I’m begging you GET HIS ASS

[theunusualchameleon]

Hoping to break the world record for most fireworks used in a single show, Trump is planning to detonate ~850,000 fireworks over a span of 40 minutes. So much smoke is predicted that the National Park Service is classifying it as an air quality hazard and advising DC residents to wear masks and stay indoors.

If the heat doesn't kill him, the smoke might.

[inhumanliquid]

So apparently the speech itself is going to be late tonight after it's already mostly cooled down.

But the sun has no impact on smoke, so...

[theunusualchameleon]

Eh, I live kinda near DC and it was still almost 90F at midnight last night. Heat islands last longer in cities too, where there's lots of concrete.

Realistically they're probably going to put up an ice wall or something, but we can hope.

[prokopetz]

Order of monks figures out the curse on the Tome of Cursèd Knowledge has a range limit, so they've got the book propped open on a pedestal while a guy like a hundred feet away peers through a rudimentary telescope to transcribe it. The acolyte turning the pages is blindfolded so they don't accidentally read it from within range.

[theunusualchameleon]

Not super attached to my gender until I enter one of my technical classes and then I'm like "hey isn't it super weird that I'm the only woman here?"

[isdonaldtrumpdeadyet]

on the 4th, donald trump is going to be giving a 2hr long speech outdoors during a heat wave. heat stroke can happen within less than 20 minutes if the conditions of the weather and the person’s health are bad enough. so what im saying is.. if he keels over from heat stroke, i wont be surprised.

Sun I’m begging you GET HIS ASS

[theunusualchameleon]

Hoping to break the world record for most fireworks used in a single show, Trump is planning to detonate ~850,000 fireworks over a span of 40 minutes. So much smoke is predicted that the National Park Service is classifying it as an air quality hazard and advising DC residents to wear masks and stay indoors.

If the heat doesn't kill him, the smoke might.

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[theunusualchameleon]

The fireworks afterwards are going to be so big it'll be a massive polluting event and people in DC are advised to wear N95 masks or stay indoors.

If we're lucky, the combination might kill him.

[todaysbird]

A vulture cloud to start off your Wednesday!

[theunusualchameleon]

Fun fact, this is how they locate leaks in very large pipelines! A chemical that smells strongly of rotting flesh is introduced to whatever the pipe is carrying (usually nat gas) and they watch the length of it to see where the buzzards circle.

Probably very confusing if you're a buzzard looking for some tasty dead things, but it gets the job done.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My middle school gave you detention if you didn’t turn in your homework on time did I ever tell y’all about that

[what-even-is-thiss]

I mean they called it “homework lab” but it was detention. I had to do it a few times. They kept everybody in the cafeteria and spread them far apart and patrolled the aisles to make sure they were working and not talking.

I mean it made no difference to me because I stayed after school in the library to do my homework anyways. The only problem was that they called your parents if it happened. So.

I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for that meddling answer machine.

[theunusualchameleon]

Freshman year I had a French teacher that was kinda insane. He gave long homeworks every day, handed out detentions like candy, and would give pop quizzes on the exact wording of questions he'd put on the board weeks ago.

(After the first such quiz, which the entire class did badly on, he made us collectively write letters to our parents explaining the bad grade. Each sentence was provided in both English and Spanish options and had to be copied word for word.)

Being fourteen and an overachiever (and already knowing a little French) I became one of his favorites, and I still got detention like seven times before we all had to quarantine in March. There was also what he called "the homework club" of people who didn't turn in their homework. They had detention every day until they got it in order.

In detention we didn't just sit around. No, we worked. We tidied the classroom, sorted paperwork, organized his desk, and graded quizzes (of which there were many).

Crazy Teacher didn't show up again after we all came back to class. I found out later that he'd been fired for appearing naked on camera during virtual classes. Most sources agreed it was some sort of accident, but I never got another detention again after leaving his class.

[kal8elle]

Superwoke 🤝 Super-bisexual

[theunusualchameleon]

My mom saw the fox guy say that men don't find bisexual women attractive (talking about Supergirl movie) and was just like "hm. My husband and my boyfriend disagree".

I wish Hollywood were even half as woke as conservatives seem to think it is. "Every protagonist is a black autistic lesbian now" that would be amazing actually

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

[theunusualchameleon]

I try to say something snappy when people ask or comment about my cane, but often I'm just too floored by the audacity and rudeness.

When I was 17, a woman stopped her car while I was out for a walk to ask me why I was using a cane. I was just completely baffled that anyone would do something like that.

Around the same time in my life, my homeroom teacher was really persistent in asking when I was getting better and how long I'd be using the cane. I usually give non-answers to that sort of thing, like "my cane helps me get around" but after he kept pressing I gave in.

The phrase "degenerative and incurable" really takes the wind out of someone's sails. Who knew?

Anyone over the age of six or so should mind their damn business about other people's bodies, or at least be prepared for unpleasant answers to the questions they ask.

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[rubysapphrald]

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

[funnier-when-objectum]

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[theunusualchameleon]

I would also date this mixer

[bobdylanyaoi]

i’d fuck a frank lloyd wright house

[queer-as-city-folk]

And if I say Conventionally Attractive

[theunusualchameleon]

Don't. They have horrible drainage, you'd catch something.

[depsidase]

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[scribe-cas]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

In case anyone missed it

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.