These two fire extinguishers at my work
Had to draw them
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These two fire extinguishers at my work
Had to draw them
It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again
and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!
Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.
big fan of when animals creche. Love to see so many fucking babies in one place
So a creche in ecology is a group of animals that take care of their offspring as a group. Grouping together like this can help with protection against predators, finding food, enduring the weather, and gives the parents time to "rest", as sometimes the parents will alternate who's being the primary watchers while others get to hunt by themselves for a bit, like a baby animal daycare.
But ye lions do this once cubs each a certain age. A decent amount of birds do it (for example: flamingos and a lot of penguin, duck, and goose species). Gharials (a type of South Asian crocodilian) form creches with hundreds of babies from multiple nests (they lay under 100 eggs each and sometimes as few as 20). Feral hogs tend to form groups of mothers and young like this, and I saw 3 sows and like 15+ tiny babies the other day and they were so cute
But ye that's how you get pictures like these
BBC Earth JUST discovered tigers do this too! Up until like three weeks ago apparently this was unheard of. Link to full video
reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste
the worf paradox is often pointed to as an example of dissonance between what the narrative tells us (worf is an extremely competent fighter) and what the narrative actually shows us (worf is constantly getting his ass kicked), since in theory worf getting his ass kicked is a means of showing us how tough the baddies of the week are but in practice it mostly just makes it seem like worf is not actually that great at fighting. however in the light of recent discussion around the historical shortcomings of “warrior culture” and the ways it inevitably gets its ass beat by a bunch of nerds who don’t give that much of a shit about fighting but do know how to manage a supply chain i propose a new theory: klingons are the spartans of the trek universe
This has some historical justification, too!
In both contemporary and historical eyes, we tend to think of Ancient Sparta as this badass, unbeatable army, when actually they won about 55% of their battles, just barely above even.
I recommend "A Catalog of Unmitigated Pedantry" and their essay about Sparta for more details, but basically this seems to be because the Spartans focused on military power above all else. They had good soldiers, but none of the other things needed to support them. So whenever they fought someone with, say, good soldiers and a bunch of ships to carry them on, or good soldiers and good strategists to put them in the best places, or good soldiers and superior supply lines to let them fight longer and better, the Spartans took a beating.
The Spartans relied pretty heavily on their reputation as badasses. Often their enemies would surrender without a fight, but if they actually pushed through and fought back with a little cleverness or technology, beating the Spartans wasn't too hard.
There's a general rule of thumb that for every soldier, you need at least nine non-soldiers supporting them. This includes cooks, medics, whoever's making the weapons, clothes, and armor, whoever's moving it around, whoever's looking after the animals or vehicles, sanitation, communications, etc.. When you try to mobilize more than 10% of a population, your soldiers are going to be hungry, unequipped, poorly informed, injured, and sick.
Back to Klingons. I suspect that like the Spartans, they've become too blinded by their own reputations. Why wait to make a plan or approach strategically? Klingons are badasses, they can handle it!
From a Watsonian perspective, at least. The Doylest perspective I think has been more thoroughly explored, but keeping in mind popular views of one of history's most famous "warrior cultures" can help us consider how it might have gotten that way.
sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so
I'm not particularly attached to being a woman. In a vacuum I'd probably be nonbinary, but the thing is I often find myself as the only or close to the only woman in a room due to my field of study.
The problem is that the more men perceive you as "not like the other girls", the more comfortable they'll feel badmouthing those "other girls", or ignoring the existence of women entirely.
I need to keep being a woman to remind people women exist.
Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro
Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.
Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.
They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.
Okay this does kind of rule though.
there's a certain derogatory stare/reaction you can get when you mention a step-parent among people with more conservative family values, and it's so funny to me. why are YOU mad MY parents got divorced and remarried
I have this on steroids. My parents are polyamorous, so when I say things like "Yeah my mom's boyfriend paid me and my sister to assemble some furniture for him" you can see them start to get judgey and I'm just like. The truth is ten times cooler than you've ever perceived.
"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon
Muscular women are a national treasure
Well I do. Outta my way straight boy I'm about to get it.
Genuinely we should have killed Graham Platner with rocks after the Nazi tattoo scandal
In general I think that we now have to recognize that we should listen the first 70 odd warning signs someone might be a piece of shit even if he says things we like
He did 3 tours in Iraq and was a mercenary in Afghanistan, but like he says he's changed so who could have seen him being a bad person coming??
They really acted like he was the only white working class guy in the entire state.
If there's absolutely no one else you could run from that demographic, I don't think it's one worth bending over backwards to appeal to.
Choosing to believe this confirms my headcanon that bots talk using speakers instead of using their mouth parts to make sounds. Swerve somehow figured out how to make the sound like a human would and no one else knows how he's doing it
Someone in my apartment complex is playing the bagpipes at bagpipes volume
Unless you’ve ever been in a room with a bagpipes player you have no idea how fucking loud bagpipes volume is.
I have in fact several times been in a room with a bagpipes player and can fully confirm that this is absolutely the volume at which bagpipes Are
There's an old joke that goes something like this:
A young Scotsman had just moved to an apartment in London for the first time. After a few weeks, he calls his mother.
"My neighbors are horrible, mother! The lady below me is always hitting the ceiling with a broom handle, the ones to either side yell and throw things, and the ones who live above me always thump around and scream at me!"
The mom goes "Oh, how dreadful. Londoners are all the same. You shouldn't talk to people like that."
The Scotsman says "Of course not, mother. I just stay inside, practicing on my pipes."
just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad
The CIO at my community college drives a cybertruck. It's colored with a red-green gradient using the worst shade of both colors you could possibly imagine that somehow look worse together. On the back is a decal that says 'cybertruck' in a font that's probably supposed to look like blood but comes off a lot more like someone smeared it with jelly.
All this gives you a pretty good idea of the guy's personality, but every single professor in the technical building will gladly complain about him at length. He gutted the CAD lab to make an "AI research and learning center".
Really we should cut out the middleman and airbrush "I am a dingus" on the side of every cybertruck as it comes out of the factory.
on the 4th, donald trump is going to be giving a 2hr long speech outdoors during a heat wave. heat stroke can happen within less than 20 minutes if the conditions of the weather and the person’s health are bad enough. so what im saying is.. if he keels over from heat stroke, i wont be surprised.
Sun I’m begging you GET HIS ASS
Hoping to break the world record for most fireworks used in a single show, Trump is planning to detonate ~850,000 fireworks over a span of 40 minutes. So much smoke is predicted that the National Park Service is classifying it as an air quality hazard and advising DC residents to wear masks and stay indoors.
If the heat doesn't kill him, the smoke might.
So apparently the speech itself is going to be late tonight after it's already mostly cooled down.
But the sun has no impact on smoke, so...
Eh, I live kinda near DC and it was still almost 90F at midnight last night. Heat islands last longer in cities too, where there's lots of concrete.
Realistically they're probably going to put up an ice wall or something, but we can hope.
Order of monks figures out the curse on the Tome of Cursèd Knowledge has a range limit, so they've got the book propped open on a pedestal while a guy like a hundred feet away peers through a rudimentary telescope to transcribe it. The acolyte turning the pages is blindfolded so they don't accidentally read it from within range.
Not super attached to my gender until I enter one of my technical classes and then I'm like "hey isn't it super weird that I'm the only woman here?"
on the 4th, donald trump is going to be giving a 2hr long speech outdoors during a heat wave. heat stroke can happen within less than 20 minutes if the conditions of the weather and the person’s health are bad enough. so what im saying is.. if he keels over from heat stroke, i wont be surprised.
Sun I’m begging you GET HIS ASS
Hoping to break the world record for most fireworks used in a single show, Trump is planning to detonate ~850,000 fireworks over a span of 40 minutes. So much smoke is predicted that the National Park Service is classifying it as an air quality hazard and advising DC residents to wear masks and stay indoors.
If the heat doesn't kill him, the smoke might.