Someone in my apartment complex is playing the bagpipes at bagpipes volume
Unless you’ve ever been in a room with a bagpipes player you have no idea how fucking loud bagpipes volume is.
I have in fact several times been in a room with a bagpipes player and can fully confirm that this is absolutely the volume at which bagpipes Are
There's an old joke that goes something like this:
A young Scotsman had just moved to an apartment in London for the first time. After a few weeks, he calls his mother.
"My neighbors are horrible, mother! The lady below me is always hitting the ceiling with a broom handle, the ones to either side yell and throw things, and the ones who live above me always thump around and scream at me!"
The mom goes "Oh, how dreadful. Londoners are all the same. You shouldn't talk to people like that."
The Scotsman says "Of course not, mother. I just stay inside, practicing on my pipes."
