Somehow Functional

Jo | 20+ | She/Her | Expect untagged spoilers | Suggestive/NSFW content (block #suggestive if you dont want to see it) | Ship and let ship, no threatening real people over pixels

[alexxuun]

Sorry, I have a tendency to go through the hashtags of the show I’m watching/ finished and reblog dump on your feed. In other words, I WILL force you to know what I’m currently interested in.

[kelasparmak-deactivated20260114]

breakdown cancelled, guy in [shop redacted] gave me a discount on my plants ‘just cause’ and then didn’t scan half my other shit either. i was like ‘oh you missed–’ and he goes ‘discount innit’. i think maybe he just hated his job but also possibly humans are good and long story short i’m not mentally ill any more.

[king-baelor]

twinning

[ildico-the-golden]

reposting this because it is art

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[iraffiruse]

[furaffinity]

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

[stargh0st-deactivated20131025]

wwhat the fuck….

[tubaplaysmatt]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

[smimon]

Here’s the second image again since it somehow disappeared in reblogs

[onenonlyroseanne]

[retroactivebakeries]

[retroactivebakeries]

it's some kind of digital candle, you understand

[piglii]

this is. a lot.

[hauntu4ever]

YOU'RE 😎 A KNIGHT 🗡🛡🐴 FROM THE KING 👑 DOM🥵 OF 💦💦🥵CUM🥵💦💦ALOT AND YOU'RE 😎 ON A QUEST ⚔️🤺 TO SLAY 🍆😡 A DRAGON👹🍑. YOUR LITTLE 🤏 DICK 🍆 GETS EVEN 🤏 SMALLER 🤏 AS YOU APPROACH 😖 ITS 😏😏 CAVE 😏😏. YOU'VE HEARD 🙉 DRAGONS 👹 BREATH 🔥 🔥 FIRE 🔥🔥, BUT THAT HEAT 🥵🥵 YOU FEEL 🤚 ON YOUR FACE 👀👃👄IS 💦 COMING 💦 FROM HER 👇 SOUTH 🥵 MOUTH 👇😏👄. THIS DRAGON 👹 HASN'T BEEN 💦🥵F🍑UCKED🥵💦 IN HUNDREDS 💯S OF YEARS 🗓 AND SHE'S LOOKING 💁‍♀️👀 AT YOU LIKE A BIG 🥵 SHINY 🌟 DILDO 🍆🥵. YOU 🥵 FIGHT ⚔️ AGAINST THE RAGING GUSTS 🥵💨💨 TO MOVE CLOSER 👉👈😏, AS SHE BLASTS 💥💥 YOU WITH POWERFUL DRAGON QUEEFS 🥵👹🍑💨. WHEN YOU GET 🥵CLOSE🥵 ENOUGH 😏, YOU STRIKE🍆 HER DIRECTLY 🎯 IN THE BEAN 🫘🍑 WITH YOUR LANCE🍆🍆🍆. YOU THINK 🤔 THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH ⏱️🍆, BUT THEN 😱 SHE JUST KIND OF LAYS 😏 BACK 🍑, AND YOU SPEND 💰💰 THE NEXT 🕑 HOUR 🕒 SPANKING ✋️HER SCALY HOLE ⚖️🍑🕳. WHEN SHE FINALLY BUSTS⏱️🥵🥵, ITS LIKE YOURE SITTING 🍑🪑 FRONT ROW 💨🥵 ON 💦🏔 SPLASH MOUNTAIN 💦🏔 DURING A HURRICANE 💨💦🥵. YOU RIDE 🥵🍆 A WAVE 🌊 OF BOILING HOT 🔥🥵🔥 DRAGON SQUIRT 👹💦 ALL THE WAY DOWN 👇🍑 THE MOUNTAIN 🏔, AS ALL🎳 THE TOWNSPEOPLE 🤠🤡😻 CHEER YOU ON🥳🥳🥵.

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i still don't understand what this product is or who it's for

[retroactivebakeries]

it's some kind of digital candle, you understand

[stuft]

[naamahdarling]

Even better, the comments to this Twitter post were an absolute FIRESTORM of mostly dudes explaining to her that dials can’t only have 2 positions (not true) and that it wasn’t a very good piece (not true) that she was being disrespectful to her teacher (don’t care) and that it was a sign of her stupidity/rabid feminism/intellectual laziness/misandry/etc. that she couldn’t see any “middle ground.” It became, in its way, a performance piece. I was absolutely mesmerised, even as I wished I could cock-punch people through the internet.

[warpcoreejector]

Personally I hope that knob goes to 11 and stays there.

[dragonheartftherpays]

“Dials can’t have only 2 positions” is also missing the point. Even if it doesn’t have only 2 positions, the point stands that getting less of/farther away from “raging feminist” requires getting more of/closer to “complicit in my own dehumanization.” You should always be at 0% having to be complicit in your own dehumanization.

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[depsidase]

[elvenlords]

He thinks he's a dragon in human form.

FINN BENNETT as Prince Aerion 'Brightflame' Targaryen A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

[unyieldingsilence]

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