The three kinds of bird species name
1. God’s Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter’s Fingernail
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wallacepolsom
NASA
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dirt enthusiast

shark vs the universe
ojovivo

Discoholic 🪩
Sade Olutola
Mike Driver
styofa doing anything
Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni
Monterey Bay Aquarium
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Not today Justin
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todays bird

izzy's playlists!
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Stranger Things

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@birdmentality
The three kinds of bird species name
1. God’s Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter’s Fingernail
@doveghost
@birdmentality
I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline
characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)
fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48
Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.
Song 11 of 40
AFTER NEARLY 19 YEARS OF THIS STUPID WEBSITE
also, on web, we just launched an advanced search dialog that should help folks use all the new operators we added.
So true....
perfect boy .
IS IT TOO LATE TO BE GOOD?
Oh no
Andrew Beck (New Zealander, 1987) - Great White Egret (2024)
Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr
AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use
Let's kill this guy with mama.
[ID: A small brown and white calf resting their head on the head of a large black longhorn cow. The bigger cow is grazing and paying no mind to the baby.]
The pigeon I worried earlier in the garden
i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night
This is like the greatest animal ive ever seen
Going on vacation in a couple days. First time in a very long time. So I’ll leave you all with another long post of my favorite pieces from 2024 so far. :-) thank you for all the kindness you’ve shown me this year! Warms my heart immensely!
Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)
GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3
Other things you can do:
Linked footnotes
Customized page dividers
Sticky notes
Lined paper
Paper that looks stacked on top of each other
Old looking paper
Newspaper articles
Tumblr posts
iOS text messages
Emails
Fake ao3 authors notes and kudos button
Freaking discord chats
Its fucking amazing. Ao3 is fucking amazing. Can I legally marry a website?
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
WHAT
One of those times I'm reblogging something so I can find it again later
went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"
The correction is killing me